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More stitching 04302017

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Retrogamepak, May 1, 2017.

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  1. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    At this point the shirt just looks like something an extra from the Walking Dead might wear. Even if he DID know how to sew properly there's just no bringing that back. It's just slowly becoming a Frankenshirt at this point.
     
    Count Olaf, May 2, 2017
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  2. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    If you wouldn't mind sharing it'd be nice to have them. It's good to horrify people who sew.
     
    Hellblazer, May 3, 2017
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  3. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Here's a playlist. Ninety minutes of Chris sewing. Furious 8 has nothing on this.
     
    Hurtful Truth Level, May 3, 2017
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  4. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I hope he makes a similar playlist for the inevitable skin-suit.
     
    Hellblazer, May 3, 2017
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  5. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    You're not kidding! These videos are duller than a beige room. Here's a blow-by-blow of the one i forced myself to watch...

    More stitching 3 04302017 - Video starts with Chris sewing, mlp episode playing in background. The Amnyfest ring containing all of Chris' powers and memories is evident.

    00:10 stress sigh

    00:33 stress sigh

    03:02 scratches lice-ridden head

    03:24 scratches lice-ridden head

    03:52 mumbles something incoherent

    05:43 stress sigh

    06:54 stress sigh

    07:22 - 08:01 - fantasizes about the $25,000 he's going to get for the shirt

    08:02 checks to see if he's finished yet. he's not even close.

    08:03 STRESS SIGH

    11:15 - 12:50 re-threads needle

    14:30 Chris begins accidentally nudging his recording device, causing the frame to drift rightwards. (This is the most exciting thing in the video.)

    16:30 - 16:50 re-threads needle

    17:15 stress sigh

    17:27 grunt of effort (Chris is now pushing stitches through stitches.)

    17:46 stress sigh

    18:24 pulls tiny thread from shirt, stores it in plastic container.

    19:20 momentarily fumbles with scissors

    20:20 grunt of effort (Chris is clearly tiring at this point.)

    20:43 mlp episode ends

    20:56 grunt of effort

    20:58 video ends

    20:59 Chris wins the Maginot Line Prize in the Most Wasted Effort category at the 2017 Futility Awards.
     
    Alan Smithee, May 3, 2017
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  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    [SEWING INTENSIFIES]
     
    Uncle Frank, May 3, 2017
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  7. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Alright everyone, I think Chris' transformation into an old cat lady is finally complete. It's time to delete this sub-forum, pretend it never existed and return to our scheduled programation of terrible shows and movies.
     
    Craftaman Tractor, May 3, 2017
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  8. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    2013: Will Chris ever make another YouTube video?
    2017: Here's over an hour of Chris sewing in real time.
     
    Someone In A Tree, May 4, 2017
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