MASAKOHF "cooking with hoarders", grotesquely hilarious cooking videos

MasakoHF is a Franco-canadian law clerk who has amassed a cult following for his "cooking videos" which depict him failing at the most basic culinary tasks.
He owns (or has at one point) owned 2 apartments, one of them is so filthy it wouldn't be out of place in an episode of "hoarders".

His videos often contain short stories (like him getting lost on his way to the liquor store) and social commentary (especially on socialism).

Some of his classic videos include gems like "Omelet for Obama" and the infamous hot dog video




His current channel (infrequent uploads) , archive channel of his old deleted videos

One of his most recent videos great, it starts with a great adventure where Masako gets lost in the woods on his way to buy Sambuca, which he then uses to make pizza dough

 

Oh wow, I was once linked one of these videos. I honestly thought it was a mover or garbage removal tech playing a joke as he cleaned out a unit.

I wish I could go back to that. Knowing this is real is mortifying.

 

The sad thing is he's actually a better cook than Jack Scalfani. A filthy, mentally ill hoarder who cooks steak on the lip of his toilet and washes his pots & pans in the bathtub is a better cook than Jack Scalfani.

 

I like the way he treats small fires as a normal part of cooking.

 

That's because they're a normal part of his life.

 

I broke someone showing him these videos. When he saw pots and pans soaking in his bathtub, he started to groan, got up, and shambled away like a zombie for a few minutes. He came back muttering about nothing but pans. He never saw someone like Masaokis, and it was hilarious.

 

i heard masao was actually a successful canadian lawyer that dealt with high profile clients. don't remember the source, certainly don't know if it's true, but it's just something someone said somewhere.