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Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Uncle Frank, Apr 27, 2017.

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  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Chris starts the stream by fucking up his mic. Beautiful.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 27, 2017
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  2. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Buy the stamp album because I'm in da red.

    It always makes me laugh when he starts with that fake feminine voice and just abandons it after a minute.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Apr 27, 2017
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  3. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    This is the kind of stream you get, when the Chris-Chan Illuminati arent pulling the strings.
     
    Aldora, Apr 27, 2017
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Will Chris sell that stamp book? Stay tuned and find out on the next exciting episode of... The Financhu Crisis!"
     
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 27, 2017
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  5. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    I am kinda loving the Financhu Crisis, seeing Chris having to deal with real life problems is pure heaven for me.
     
    Aldora, Apr 27, 2017
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  6. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    I scroll through these videos looking for gameplay - because its in the fucking title, and there isnt any. Its driving me noots. Watching him attempt to play destiny was comedy gold, he doesnt even have the want to get involved in any game that might actually open him up to friends. Im a long term destiny player, and while i can openly say destiny, right now, is SHITE. I have made friends and had a good time playing it with people. Maybe if he could, commit to anything it might actually help him


    tl;dr - drunk "gamer" rambling
     
    InklingTits, Apr 27, 2017
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I guess his transition to Pristine Christine isn't complete yet.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 27, 2017
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  8. Attachments-senpai

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    People keep pining for the days of "Classic Chris", but really, how interesting would Chris be in 2017 if his life was exactly the same as it was in 2007? Part of the reason why this trainwreck has been so engaging for a freaking decade is the fact that it's constantly changing. The Financhu Crisis marks a milestone that most people thought we'd never see: an issue that can only be resolved by Chris acting like an adult. People have been lenient with him his entire life because he's fucked in the head. Even the court system has let him go with nothing more than a slap on the wrist after he committed two separate felonies. Banks, however, do not fuck around or administer leniency because of feels. Once you sign a contract you accept full legal responsibility for whatever happens next.

    This is something Chris can't run from, no matter how hard he tries to shut it out by playing with toys for hours every day. The more he runs the worse it gets, and we know this time around that there will be an eventual comeuppance (ha) for both of them. Shit's getting real, and I find it much more interesting when Chris is the master of his own demise rather than some troll looking for internet fame.
     
    Attachments-senpai, Apr 27, 2017
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  9. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    Sellers on eBay generally open an "unpaid item dispute" after 48 hours of no payment, and close it out a few more days later to get credited for the listing/sale costs. It's highly discouraged to nag a buyer to pony up the dough.

    Chris is likely committing a Virginia state crime of cyberstalking if he continues to dox non-paying bidders of his overpriced shit. It's considered a "Class 1 Misdemeanor", which is the worst level of a Virginia misdemeanor punishable of up to twelve months in jail and/or owing up to $2,500 in fines. The routine monkey business from 2011 and 2014 is sure to maximize those prison months and fines.

    This has always been a risk of buying Chris' shit, whether you send a payment or not. If there's any dispute with the transaction, especially if Chris fucks up by being an incompetent seller, he will dox you if he hates you enough. At 0:37, the possible doxxing is luckily left unintelligible, probably from Chris fumbling with the microphone or something at that moment, but we do have a clue that the shirt buyer is probably located in Wisconsin.

    Also, we see that Chris' bank account is $500 in the red. Several $20-30 stamp sales should be enough to cover his reckless overdraft fees alone. Keep up the good work, Chris!
     
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    I really hope that buyer doesn't actually pay Chris...
     
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  11. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Ok, can anyone please explain to me why Chris' face is cut off in the upper right picture in picture tally as well as if there's a way for him to cut out that annoying shitty music loop that are on every one of these streams? His face was properly framed in the PIP box previously and obviously the system is laying down the loop on his videos so I'm assuming he's too lazy/stupid to figure out what menu to toggle the shit off in?
     
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  12. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    Pretty much outright laziness on Chris' part. I'm certain there has to be a way to turn off that goddamned music and turn off the PIP box since he isn't streaming a game.

    Keep in mind though this is Chris, the same mental wonder who years ago gave us his rendition of PaRappa The Rapper, accompanied by completely randomized video filters:



    I'm just thankful he isn't trying to stream his Captain's Logs through snapchat filters. Three words: Incomprehensible Visual Diarrhea.
     
    Blank, Apr 28, 2017
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    And the underwhelming continues.
     
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    Funny enough, twitch and YouTube are full of much less interesting people than Chris who make money just hunting shiny Pokemon for hours on end. I imagine Chris is the kind of person who'd react like a howler monkey when he finds one and then fail to catch it. There's no way he couldn't earn some money doing that.
     
    Descent, Apr 28, 2017
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  15. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    Havent you heard of pewdiepie?
     
    InklingTits, Apr 28, 2017
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris definitely misses the Manchester High School days when he didn't have to worry about money, the house wasn't filled with hoard, he could hang out with "Gal-Pals," no trolls, and Bob and Patti were still around.
     
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    Actual voice work for trans women: Takes months if not years of practice, possibly voice lessons and/or surgery required
    Christine: Nah I don't want to put effort into this, I'll just put on a falsetto and it'll be perfect

    I think the reason people are pining for Classic is because this is kinda the end. We know that the Chandlers aren't gonna get out of this (barring government intervention or an act of God and/or the Bear), and so afterwards, what's there gonna be left? Either they're forced to move somewhere else (e.g. a care home), which will probably put an end to CWC's presence on the internet, or Christine continues with these types of videos until Barb dies and shit hits the fan.
    tl;dr Financhu Crisis is the end. After this, no more lulz.
     
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Ending on a whimper rather than a bang.
     
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  19. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    The only thing you're going to CLog is the toilet, Chris.
     
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  20. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    C-Log more like Canthony LoGatto
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 28, 2017
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