Letter for Kelly S

This hand writing thing has got to stop.

 

This just seems like a mess of random and unfinished thoughts.....

......so, par for the course for Chris.

 

Apparently, Chris has never heard of a thing called EMAILING PEOPLE!!!

 

Somone transcript this pls

 

How much will you pay me in whiskey?

No really, if you give me about 15-30 I'll crank it out.

 

Take all the time needed, i will pay you an imaginary internet point

 

Dear Kelly S. Aug 21, 2017

I listened to your comments and responses from a video of the "Changing Your Mark" panel. I empathize with the job of an artist being not as needed as a builder or organizer. As a creative type, you and I, and other artists, we can still over creative and thoughtful feedback in our abilities. We can also expand our repertior (sic) of skills, like I've taken up cooking from a number of various recipies (sic) and instructions, then I simplified it down to basic and simple, like grilling chicken breasts and burgers in apan (apparently that's one word) , or boiling spaghetti or rice. Learning new skills also helps slow up aging memory problems, and keeping us ^ more mentally able

Also I've binge watched a Lot of cartoons and anime in my life, Just sharing we have that in common. And, I've wanted to share with you a fan detail. When Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire came out, after the adventure I bred a new Torchic from my Blazikin, Scorch. And "Inuyasha" was airing on Adult Swim. Considering how much a Blazikin looks like him, I've named this destined-for-awesome Torchic Inuyasha. Fully evolved and leveled-up, plus earned more than 30 Ribbons throughout Ruby, Colosseum and so-forth up to Sun&Moon now. Any how, I thought to offer the wisdom of learning new skills to you
Stay Safe and Well,
Chistine Weston Chandler

Ok I tried to put in the poor grammar and typos best I could so it reads true, but fuck me...

 

I read this and just wonder how interminable the pillow talk with the hooker must have been.

 

Thx a lot

 

Learning new skills like being an adult and using the word processor on your computer to compose coherent letters and using spellcheck? Or for shits sake at least using lined notebook paper so it doesn't look like a 6 year olds letter to Santa. 35 year old man who still doesn't get that other adults don't give a shit what dumbass lessons he learned from binge watching cartoons.

 

I mean, what's worse, this or a shitzillion broken-up tweets?

 

This is worse, at least the tweets are legible.

 

I know I'm alone, but I prefer these handwritten notes because it feels like there are less filters between the message and the autism. We're getting a raw dose with these things.

 

Okay, I have to ask: who's this Kelly Sheridan person?

 

An MLP VA. Who else would Chris do this for?

 

When I first saw "Kelly S" I thought it might be that old gal pal named Kelly. I was really, really excited for a moment there.

 

Before Mia Hamm, didn't he try to get a hooker to give him free sex by talking about how mean the trolls were?

 

Yep.

Chris: hmmm At least one person who works for My little pony, the friendship is magic version, is bound to be my sweetheart if I keep trying.

 

Sadly, Chris is not the only brony who does shit like this.