Legal Jail of Fail

Oldfag rant is 100% on point. What the fuck is wrong with people that they're trying to earn 2 minutes of eFame by orbiting a mentally defective individual who is in jail for raping his mother? And who will actually sit there and verbally fellate them for their "excellent trolling" anyway? People just as sad and pitiful as they are.

 

The ones behind trying to convert CWC to Islam signed up to KF, where they said they thought Islam would genuinely improve CWC's life. Even if they're not really trolling or trying to get e-fame, it was pointed out that Chris used the Bible to fuel delusions of being a deity rather than turn his life around.

 

Why can’t people pretend to be Shigeru Miyamoto or something like back on the old days?

 

Without knowing these people, or having read anything they've said, I can confidently say that they're talking utter bollocks.

We kinda can't ever go back to that though.

Not all of the "Classic Era" of Chris trolling was harmless: There was a lot of discussion during the Julie Saga about whether things went too far, not to mention blaming Chris for suicides of people who didn't actually exist doesn't seem particularly funny to me (idk, I guess I wasn't there to see how lolarious it must have been). But it was still far removed from complex, dedicated plans designed to extort Chris' tugboat from her and induce a suicide.

Classic Era was along the lines of: "Let's throw this ridiculous shit that no rational human being would believe at the wall and see does it stick? Oh lol, it did! I don't believe it! Might as well run with it."

And most of Chris' worst experiences during "Classic Era" were largely self inflicted.

Now we have: "We know how fucked Chris is and how easily she can be exploited. Let's use that to take all her money and get her to kill herself!!! LOL LOL LOL...lol... lol? It's funny isn't it? Guys no! Why are you doxxing me? Stop!"

Idea Guys put the penultimate nail in the coffin, imo. And any tiny possibility of it going back has been undone by the Motherfucker Saga, which has driven the final nail in with a planet sized sledgehammer.

How funny would a troll posing as Miyamoto offering to bail Chris out of prison or make the Sonichu game once her incarceration is complete be? Not very.

Oh for simpler times, indeed.

(And yeah, I kinda know that's a throwaway remark that doesn't warrant a lengthy 'serious face' response, but I was bored. I might read this post back later because I like smelling my own farts.)

 

Trolling of CWC in the '00s was more cartoonish.

Trolling of CWC in Current Year is more seeking e-fame and outright malice.

Also back then, he wasn't trolled as much. Over the years, he seems to have learned to spot obvious weening.

 

If they all realized how dumb this shit was, they'd never would bother with any of it but nah, they think they'd get some asspats and the like for making something they think could make them the next Clyde Cash or Spazkid. They're all likely to be too stupid to realize there isn't anything funny with Chris anymore, especially with the whole rape of Barb but nah, they probably think that since Chris made headlines, they could still somehow be the next big troll despite the fact that the last person to attempt that, Janke, managed to get her shit stained laundry out before the internet and everyone that read it realized she was a disgusting sick fuck that wanted to get an autistic manchild to commit suicide.

If they're serious and genuine in thinking Islam would genuinely improve Chris' life, they're completely optimistic and autistic to realize that nothing will genuinely improve CWC's life unless Chris bothered to make an effort in life changing decisions that made things for the better.

Serious or not, they are talking bullocks out their aas. And with Classic Era of Chris trolling, we also had shit like Joshua Martinez trying to get money out of Chris. While the fake gal pals and catfishing would no doubt have some people say how that shit was harmful, what really crossed those lines were things like Bluespike's trolling in the Julie Saga. Bob's death is what started the first of the nails since at that point, most people observing Chris would realize that the classic manchild was definitely gone. Anyone sticking around that wasn't a ween was more likely to see how Chris would do in shit like the Financhu saga and what sorts of charges Chris had gotten after Bob's passing.

Current Year trolling is definitely e-fame seeking and malice thanks to people like Janke. One may argue there would of been malice even back then but the most malice one would get from what could be gathered was shit like Bluespike's trolling in telling Chris to shove a medallion up the ass. For obvious weening and things similar to it, it reminds me of one lolcow that tried to contact Chris. Don't know much details since I don't know if there's any saved archive going further into it but there's this from ED.

 

I think the CWCki needs to say "Clyde Cash is fictional" or "you can't be the next Clyde Cash" more.

So many weening weens thinking they can score an "epic ween" or start a new "saga" of "Christory"...

 

Makes one wonder if they failed to realize all of Clyde was a ruse to just fuck with Chris and that was a different time when we had a more naive autistic adult. Fuck it, they probably wouldn't even heed what the CWCki says in how you can't be the next Clyde. Too many jackasses, sociopaths, and psychos will jump in thinking they can make it to the annals of Christory without realizing people outside of their circlejerks will just find them as unfunny and horrible tards.

 

I sometimes feel like some weens are convinced Clyde *was* a real person.

....You know, despite the fact that it's common knowledge that several people portrayed him during the Classic Chris Trolling.

 

It could be this text on the CWCki that weens are taking quite literally:

Weens could also be trying to be like the other "trolling giants" like Alec or Liquid.

In any case, what they seem to expect is to pull an "epic ween" and be showered with praise. Only to find that yet another attention-seeking stunt failed... and they may have become a lolcow. And they either don't know the fails of weens before, or think "this time will be different".

 

Some weens seem to forget that the "lore" surrounding Clyde originally started with the fact that Clyde's brother Ryan "committed suicide" because he was distraught over Chris saying he would no longer draw Sonichu comics. When weens/trolls told Chris of what Ryan did, Chris seemed more impressed that "Wow, to think I had the power to cause some kid to kill himself....awesome! This kid hung himself all because of me.....cool!". He backpedaled by offering a *very* half-assed "Oh, erm......yeah, sorry bout your brother, Clyde" statement afterwards.

So Clyde originally was germinated out of "Chris, I'm going to ruin your life for making my brother kill himself!", but I feel like that part of the lore was dropped after awhile.

 

Holy shit, maybe he did successfully transition into a woman after all.

 

BTW Chris is convinced the "deities" are OK with adultery and incest.

And he claims that such a crazy view is now "enlightening" the world.

(so yeah he does not feel any remorse over incesting Barb repeatedly)

 

And that's sad, because that part is so entertaining. It's like a villain origin story if John Waters wrote and directed for the MCU lol.

 

"For leading my brother unto death, I raped your sweetheart, hacked your sundry accounts, and vow to make your life a living hell...unless you start eating right and clean your room!"

 

You joke, but you'd need to be *Really* stupid (or.....well.....Chris) to not realize that Clyde's MO changed drastically over time.

From "Chris, you made my brother kill himself, I'm gonna get my revenge on you" to "Chris, I'm gonna troll you to get you to eat better, socialize more, and not play with your Legos and vidya all day...."

 

Honestly, I think the trolls all went from "let's fuck with Chris because lol" to "let's fuck with Chris to get him to better himself" to either cover their own asses or justify it to themselves. That way, they could say "see, we were helping all along."

 

Now they seem to be all "let's mess with Chris to ruin his life and get e-fame lol".

 

IIRC, I feel like in the after math of one of the "sweethearts" being revealed as a troll, Clyde literally spelled it out for Chris, like "Chris, if you would just stop acting like a fucking tool, and better yourself instead of whining and demanding everything on a platter, we'd leave you alone..."