ITT we make TJ Church Photoshops

The TJ Church thread was one of the finest lolcow threads ever, but we're not here to talk about the man himself. One of the best features of the thread was that people made hilarious photoshops of TJ. Unfortunately most of these have been lost, so I thought we should make some new ones. Post your photoshops of TJ here. Also, if you have copies of any photoshops that were used in the original thread, please post them here. This is the original pic of TJ you can use:



I'll start us off. If you followed the thread, you know TJ had plans to run for government which is one of the reasons he was so eager to get the thread taken down. What would TJ in government look like? I think it would be something like this:

 

With a tip o' the hat to January Cyst and http://tjchurch.tumblr.com/archive. HawkerHurricane's "Married to the Sea" edits are there, too! Who said tumblr wasn't good for anything?

 

TJ Baptist Church is now in session. Let us pray for his electoral victory.

 

TJ ... where were you in our hour of need? This country, your country, needed you and you’ve abandoned it.

It is only the great TJ Church who will truly make America great again.

(Unless you died because you still refused to believe you had ‘beetus, in which case ... *pours one out for her dead homie*)