Future Sagas

What sagas could come next? I think there will be a Tara saga - he seems to be becoming obsessed with her.













I find this depressing talking about the future obsessions of a mentally handicaped man.

 

I think there will be a Tara saga if Chris does something really stupid on twitter.

I also think that the financhu crisis could get much worse if Chris and Barb do not control their spending.

 

I don't see Chris' Tara obsession as being something new. I mean the inevitable future saga is the AB(After Barb) saga and the sadness that will entail is not going to be pretty. Financhu will chug along until something unexpected happens and either Chris will collapse under the financial weight of it all, OR and this is what he will do if he is smart(lol) he will go back to selling pages.

 

The Diabetes Saga.

 

There is potential for more sweet heart sagas and other one sided crushes.

Could also be a Pence saga if something happens to Pmurt.

 

I think the Tara saga might be a humorous one especially if he keeps it up and winds up angering the bronies and pegasisters or perhaps a great bunch of them

 

Cardiac circulatory collapseichu saga

 

The Reunited Brothers Saga (Cole reunites with Chris), and moves back to Bum Fuckerville Virginia. Bahahahahahahahaahah good one. Cole leaves a high tech cultural Mecca as New York, for rotten shacks with gnarled diseased trees....

 

dont you mean the ecnep saga?

 

Ruckersville isn't like Misery Town, Appalachia, it's a pretty standard US suburban area. The Chandlers are just slobs who turned a decent enough 1970s split level into a garbage hole.

 

how much damage have they done to their BLC neighbor's property values?

 

About this much

 

Holy shit that's a nice neighborhood like Santuary hills before the war. (Fallout).

 

Well, anyone want to buy a house? I'm suddenly thinking about buying a house. The fact that I can be so close to such a fine specimen like Chris is just more incentive to make this decision and buy a house.

 

Would be interesting, if unlikely, that Chris moved to NY to reunite with Cole

 

The Tara Saga could be a possibility if Tara-Senpai notices Chris again but this time there's proper dialogue between the two. However I don't see it being very long since Tara will just block him or whatever like a rational human being.

If you cast your mind back to Chris reposting one of Megan's pictures there's the inkling of a saga about him trying to reconnect with his old "friends" and family (even though that's been going on and off over his life post PVCC).

 

Okay. Here's my two cents.
Barb gets really sick and/or dies and someone (maybe Cole, maybe Rocky, maybe David, maybe just some random Good Samaritan) decides to bring Chris under their wing. Their place is like a mansion compared to 14BLC (So basically a normal clean house), so Chris is really happy to be there. He brings some of his hoard over to their house, but whoever took Chris (let's call them Sam; short for Good Samaritan) won't let him have his hoard in any other place than whatever room Chris sleeps in, so anywhere that room a person would at least be knees deep in hoard, unless Chris is sleeping in the front room or something, in which case he'll bring a h*ckton of his games and maybe some of his toys. We'll either see his activity on twitter and otherwise a bit more or a lot less, depending on who's keeping him. For some reason I could see him doing a couple more comic pages, but that doesn't really make sense. Eventually, Sam will probably kick Chris out after doing something tard-ragy, or just being a bad houseguest. Depending on who it is, he'll likely argue, and Sam will get on his bad side, and Chris will tardrage, prompting Sam to call a shrink. We could likely see change in him, whether good or bad, hopefully good.

And that's as far in the future I can predict for Chris.

 

I think you are being incredibly optimistic that anyone who is related to Chris will "take him in". Barb dying won't undo the fact that: David has only met him once(to our knowledge), Carol has never met him(to our knowledge) and Cole has had no interaction with Chris in years. The only way Cole will have anything to do with Chris, is if Cole thinks there is some $$$ for him out of Barbs estate.

 

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

When you're so desperate for spending cash you're taking loans out on your autistic son's life insurance you have no money in your estate.

 

Yes, you and I know that, but do you think Cole does? 14 BC could be prime piece of real estate and probably was when Bob was taking care of the house plot.