FB 7/7 - C Log - Sonichu 12 update

Even if they needed endorsements why would they associate with an infamous internet freak show who has dozens of videos where's he's performing lewd and grotesque acts? This guy has literally shoved something up his ass that was made with a Crayola product...

 

Don't forget Fanta.

It gives new meaning to the term "CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC", doesn't it.

 

There is nothing Chris can endorse. If you sold sex toys you wouldn't want him pitching for you, one look at Chris and his perversions will kill arousal.
Ok, maybe he could pitch Fanta. I mean it must be awfully tasty to drown out that cum flavor.

 

For the commercial, I think Chris should wear a crayon costume and bang one of his inflatable women.

 

FIFY

 

Crayola: made for the youngest artists and the oldest autists.

 

Serious question: can you get unscented markers? I hope you can because that means Chris is intentionally buying the ones that smell like awful chemicals

 

Well let me think back to childhood, it's probably been 25 years since I used a colored marker since that's usually something you rarely touch again once you hit 5th grade...but if I recall these markers either smell like nothing or they add like a grape smell to the purple. It's those heavy duty black markers that usually have the chemical smell that kills off brain cells (Chris can't afford to lose the few he has left.)

 

Originally they used to smell like chemicals when they were made by Sanford or Carter. Sometime in the late 80's/early 90's they dropped however they were made and they never smelled again, unless they were purposely scented like fruit flavors.

 

even if it is non-toxic, he still could have gotten sepsis from those medallion shards cutting his anus up and fecal matter entering his bloodstream

 

that is true, assuming his shitty diet doesn't prove to be his downfall first