FB 7/5 - Hamburger for dinner

5 bucks says chris is one of those guys who's method of eating 'healthy' food is to drown it in ketchup or ranch dressing

 

That makes sense to me. Also, melting cheese on the hot hamburger is something a child would do...which also makes since because it's CWC.

 

It could also be something a bro would eat if he was really drunk. I'm starting to think Chris isn't a real woman.

 

What gave it away?

 

Evidently he can't even count to potato.

 

Hey, ketchup is made with tomatoes and tomatoes are healthy, therefore ketchup is healthy and anything with ketchup on it is healthy. Also, salt comes from the ocean, so therefore salt is healthy. That's why everything I eat is basically salt and ketchup soup.

 

Oranges are good to avoid scurvy and Kraft dinners are orange so it's close enough.

 

Obviously he never watched ABC Saturday mornings!


I bet he chews with his mouth open as well!

 

I bet watching him scarf down his food is a nauseating sight.

 

This brings to mind the video of Chris showing how he'd "eat a girl out" (probably where you got your profile pic from), i'm guessing him eating is just as gross and unsettling.

 

He ate a microwave cheese pizza when he thought he was calling out ABL as Christopher Paul Whitney, with Fatman's pic for ABL. He was told the troll enjoyed making YouTube videos in which he was eating food, like a whole block of cheese.

Yes, Chris eats with his mouth open.

 

I can just imagine the look on those faces of every guy who had to eat near him at Manchester High's cafeteria (unless Chris wasn't allowed to go there).

 

He ate with his gal pals on even days, he mentions it in his week with Christian assignment. One of the girls looked disgusted in a pic, LOL.

 

I bet. Must be a pain to act like you're interested when your eyes are looking the opposite direction!

 

Yeah he ate that pizza about how I expected, like a 6 year old whose parents haven't taught him any manners

 

Well, he was trying to burn alec and failing miserably rather than show manners, but I have no doubt that chris has only ever eaten at a table when he goes out to eat.

 

Remember, this was Chris at his most smug, when he came out with those 2-3 "gotcha!" videos where he thought he had a "mic drop" moment on some of his trolls. Of course, that smugness would ooze out of every pore, and that included eating like a fat slobbish king that he thought he was at the moment.

 

At least he wasn't pulling off toppings he didn't like!

 

Has Chris already been called out on his lie about cooking by himself?