FB 2/9 Chris is paranoid about hacking

Chris has virtually no breast tissue and no pectoral muscle. Chris could only get boobs in an alley in Mexico.

 

isn't a boob job when a woman sandwiches her tits against a dude's dick? That's what "boob job" means to me

 

Considering that, the definition flew over my head. My mind was more on surgery.

 

Boob job, particularly on the East and West Coast of the U.S, mean you got a breast enhancement, particularly implants. We call the other thing "tit fucking".

 

I'm on the east coast, but heard "boob job" to describe the latter first so I came to associate said term with the sexual act, that was a misunderstanding on my part

the only thing he shares with a woman's breasts is fat

 

he seems like the type to buy into buzzfeed

 

... how did a discussion on hacking turn into a discussion on moobs?

 

Derailment via me replying to a what if Chris had a boob job post. Still, if this helps on being on topic, the only chances Chris gets in getting hacked is if his passwords were still the same and someone managed to got a hold of them via whatever contacting a troll that got them before. The only means Chris can use hacking for is if he realizes he posted something stupid and tries to paint it as though some malicious hacker got a hold of his Facebook account.

 

Chris doesn't understand how hacking works just like he doesn't understand how anything works