FB 1/21/17 - Stressed and dizzy @:(

How is being on No Sleep going to help stress or dizziness? Lack of sleep impairs judgement, and he needs every bit of help he can get when making decisions.

 

He'll ignore advice and reject help from people as usual, so any attempts to help him would be futile. Chris is already a lost cause. People might as well sit back and watch this trainwreck crash in slowmotion.

 

What the fuck is with this being dizzy shit. It seems like every other week he is saying that he is dizzy, he should really see a doctor if he isn't just being dramatic.

 

I think he probably is exaggerating for dramatic effect. Like how tumblrinas are always 'literally crying and shaking'.

 

He might be exaggerating to gain sympathy (he'll need all that he can get after Eid, Pmurt, Eid). But, if he's legitimately sick, I'm pretty sure that unless something catastrophic happens, he will not go see a doctor. Probably not even that, I mean, he needed to be FORCED to go see one about Un-Clit 2.0.

 

Like Windows OS said it is his way to gain sympathy. Basicly he is saying: "Pity me, I want some asspats. Give me that 5 bucks, no haggle... now Now NOW!..... please?"

 

Dizziness can be caused by blood sugar levels bring out of whack, amongst other things.

Diabeetus Saga? We know Chris is fat, stuffs his face with unspeakable volumes of junk food, and gets almost no physical activity in. So it may be plausible.

 

But the real question is: How long will it take for Chris to be diagnosed? Again, he was FORCED to go see a doctor about Un-Clit 2.0. So, if Chris actually has Diabeetus, it will most likely go unchecked for a very long time until, I don't know, some ween pays him $20 to go see one.

 

Low blood sugar can also cause mood swings. Hence, "moving on"...
It could also be his thyroid and too much caffeine; both combined with blood sugar could lead to a premature amputation, stroke, and even more hair loss. How ironic that Chris claims that men die you younger when he will be with Bob long before any of his chronological cohorts...He must be extra Y.
People born with real female souls also tend consume heathier diets (both gay and str8).

 

Messing around with hormones without knowing what the fuck he's doing could probably be a factor, couldn't it?

 

Chris is obviously in poor health. I've got no doubt that he's legitimately feeling ill pretty frequently, though "dizzy" is probably his special, autistic way of articulating nauseous, lightheaded, etc.

If I were to hazard a guess, this frequent illness is probably a result of blood sugar issues. I'd be surprised if he isn't pre-diabetic at this point. Apart from that, a slothful lifestyle and slathering himself in menopause gel has probably created a mild hormonal imbalance.

 

i know chris is (for the lack of a better term) fucked. but my god, if chris gets the beetus, he's even more so.
he'll be told he needs to change his diet and take action, he wont do it. he will e-beg for money for "medisiin and healty food" and just buy lego
any bad news he'll get with his health will just be an excuse to ask for money and put it on the backburner.

 

Did he actually study Computer Aided Drafting & Design, though?

 

Yeah, it took him five years to complete a two year degree.

 

Has he ever been paid for a job related to it?

 

Unless you count the negligible commission money he made on his Sonichu Medallions and Amiibos (which had little to do with CADD) then no.

 

How long has he been unemployed?

 

Since February 24th 1982.

 

Simply epic.

But Baphomet said he worked in two different places. I'm wondering how long it has been and whether he will ever be employed again.