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Favorite troll/saga?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by JSMK, Feb 4, 2017.

  1. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

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    What's your favorite troll/saga? Mine would have to be Megan, cause the Megan saga started it all.
     
  2. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Megan was good, mainly because it was all of Chris' own making, no outside influence involved. It goes to show that Chris is his own worst enemy.
     
  3. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I have to say Clyde Cash simply because of intensity and duration of Chris's hatred for him. I think out of all the online trolls hes the closest anyone has got into being made into a voodoo Lego figurine. Plus there is the stupidity of Chris thinking that his rival was a wealthy guido who considered slighting Chris worthy of his time.
     
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  4. Doc Cassidy

    Doc Cassidy Coc Dassidy

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    Liquid Chris was the most entertaining but Asperchu was the most interesting imo.

    Although Jackie was boring as fuck we good a lot of good info from that saga.
     
  5. shiny eevee

    shiny eevee quite shiny

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    My favorite is the Ivy Saga. It gave us so much content, all of it batshit insane.
     
  6. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Business and Financhu Crisis. I like all the sagas, but those two stand out for me because Chris and Barb were essentially trolling themselves.

    It was interesting to watch Chris's business implode in slow-motion. He somehow managed to beat the odds and was making bank from his copyright-infringing characters, but his ineptitude and laziness eventually caught up to him.

    Financhu Crisis was fun because of seeing how far Chris will demean himself before he even considers getting a job. My favorite thing about it was him begging in front of his massive pile of toys - it showed how he has absolutely no self-awareness.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Ditto.

     
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  8. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    My top 5

    The ongoing begging saga, because Chris begs for cash and still blows a lot of cash on useless stuff
    Megan saga - SheCameForCWC.jpg, Chris's attempt to rewrite his ED article
    Matt Devoria and the father call is my favorite troll incident
    The pickle-suited guy, because Marvin has been a wealth of info
    Liquid - sing star challenge and CWC capping his knees
     
  9. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    Mine is Miyamoto. Sometimes, I just give myself permission to re-read that thing for an evening's entertainment. I know there are more popular sagas, and even some I like better, but it's the utter audacity and machinations of Miyamoto-- the fact that it sucked in Barb! -- and the ONE simple fact that NO ONE at the Chandler house took FIVE minutes to call Nintendo U.S. and get a confirmation on this that just kills me every time! Are you THIS fucking stupid and cheap that you can't protect your mentally disabled child with ONE long distance call?! Yes ... I guess you are. And so, my all inclusive love for Miyamoto. I think it showcases everything wrong with the entire clan in one brilliant operation. (WHO can hate a gem like, 'I recommend the airport on airport road, I do not remember the airport's name.' ?!)
     
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  10. wheelchairsociety

    wheelchairsociety New Member

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    The Asperchu Saga.
    And his house burning down , keurig nominated for best troll
     
  11. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    One of the reasons the Ivy Saga is my favourite, apart from all the great content it brought us, is that Chris fell for her like he never fell for another sweetheart. It was like it was Chris's version of falling deeply, madly in love with someone. It was kind of sweet - in a twisted, autistic kind of way.

    Plus we got this:

     
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  12. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    I always wondered if Chris knew that the picture used to represent Clyde Cash wasn't actually him. I mean, the way he'd draw him in the Sonichu comics didn't have any of the most distinguishable features from the Lee Hotti pic. Maybe he did believe Clyde was an actual person, and just didn't want to show his real face?

    Anyways, mine has to be Adam Stackhouse. I know several other people have been called "unintentional trolls", but the way the whole thing happened and the fact that all he did was done with the best intentions (making his little sister happy) and had absolutely nothing to do with Chris makes it hilariously surreal, and Chris unjustified chimpout and grudge against him was jas too much.
     
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  13. Emmet

    Emmet Rohan Kishibe Fuckass

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    The Megan Saga ran so long and I feel as if it's one of those things that Chris probably still get angry about to this day, It definitely there in my heart. Though in my heart the Liquid-chris saga is my favorite as it was by far the most entertaining (to me.)

    Worst, if this is even for debate, is the Jullllaayy saga.
     
  14. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Chris seems to have caught on that the Lee Hotti pic was not Clyde Cash ... sorta. Its hard to tell with Chris. He made a video explaining to his loyal fans that the Clyde portrait was an impostor and latter claimed to have the photos and indeed identity of the real Clyde Cash. Then even after this revelation he would still make fun of Clyde for his orange skin. Many Christorians speculate that was going to finally reveal Clyde Cash's true identity as the grand finale of the "calling out" saga, but Bob's death stopped that before it could even begin. Similarly he seemed to have caught on that there was no Clyde Cash only to later try to antagonize Clyde. Oh Chris.
     
  15. TrappedInANicolasCage

    TrappedInANicolasCage Takes his shower in here... often.

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    That face he does at 0:09 makes me lose my shit.
     
  16. Chrus Chundlur

    Chrus Chundlur Member

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    I always loved how Chris theorized that Clyde was just an elementary school kid fucking with him and at the same time (as in the same fucking conversation) being certain that he traveled to Australia and raped PandaHalo getting her pregnant.
     
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  17. LewdDecepticonPerpetrator

    LewdDecepticonPerpetrator Keeping the punch action in frame.

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    This is tough.

    Jackie herself was dull, but I LOVED the cosplaying she demanded of Chris.

    I empathize with Megan for trying so hard to have a real friendship with someone like Chris. That was genuinely nice of her. Megan inspired a wealth of hilarious content, but it kind of left me feeling sorry for her. And she called Yoshimitsu a 'faggot,' which is pretty goddam funny.

    Overall, I guess I'd say Ivy. No one played Chris the way Ivy could. Nobody.
     
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  18. Baron_Aurr

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    Adam Stackhouse. He had sincere intentions (wasn't even motivated by lulz), did nothing except win a contest, and made Chris angry enough to shoot a picture of him, create a fake webpage declaring Chris the winner, and whine to Sony hypocritically (granted, it doesn't take much to get Chris to whine/be a hypocrite). And all this before organized trolling really took off. (And to top it off, he now has a successful production company.)
     
  19. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

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    I didn't know about the production company. Good on him.
     
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  20. fleshy sanik

    fleshy sanik sanik is NOT blue

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    I do not know the name of the saga, but i really enjoy the mailbox... I suppose that would be the asperchu saga
     
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