CWC's Best Moments

With the 35th annual Christian Love Day just around the corner, why not celebrate by revisiting some of our favorite moments that made CWC the king of lolcows? Post and discuss your favorite quotes, videos, comic scenes/panels/images, calls, chats, Mailbag answers, writings, posts and incidents.

 

"The Pickle Man tricked me again."
"I'll strangle that Clyde Cash!"
"I was the victim."

-CWC

 

Does this count?

 

The proposition to SEGA was pretty great.

 

Shovel mech.

 

Tfw outsmarted by cheap Chinese plastic.

 

"JULAAAAYY!!"

 

Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents? Never acting on them ever, I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.

 

To me, these two emails (from Chris to Catherine) sum up a good portion of why I dislike Chris. Red text is added by me, for emphasis.

Spoiler

14 December 2014, 15:04
It IS Your Fault!

The way you're talking right now, it's sounding like you're trying to clear your conscious; it does not work that easy. You can't rationalize or disillusion yourself like Daffy Duck did. YOU were the one who made the statement of Not Wanting to be in a Relationship With Me. We HAD Been in the Open Relationship since we had established that mutual Love and Understanding early in our communications with each other! "I appreciate your being depressed"? That is a Dumb, Oxymoronic Statement to make. Like Lucy Van Pelt telling Schroeder, "I'm returning all of the gifts I was going to give you". And she realized "That didn't even make sense"! You may be Book Smart, but that does Not make you All-Knowing or Wise. Yes, we could be Gal Pals, but you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock! Relationships Work Best when both partners take it seriously. I HAVE Been Serious about it; You are showing that you've been very Lackadaisical and Ignorant for a while now. What we had, because you took the Biggest Part that was keeping at least ONE of us feeling Better and More Secure than EVER, the Relationship and Removal of Your Love and Emotions for me, it is like emptying a book of EVERYTHING but the Table of Lack of Contents. And I do think I Am Entitled in a True, Valid Relationship with a woman very much like you, because I Need The Love, and not only that, but I Am Of Royalty in the Weston Bloodline.

Right now, I am feeling tired, headachy, more depressed and sick of the blatant sarcasm in the ignorance you are showing along with your bitchy ass.

And my mother is not fond of you right now either. She called you Common in your "Not Wanting to be in a Relationship With Me." Stew In All Of That For A Long While.

Stay Safe with Peace,

Christian W. Chandler

(sent from my iPod)

4:33 PM
And Furthermore

I am Most Certainly Entitled to the True, Honest, Loving and Good Relationship, because I Have been In and Out of more than Ten Faulty Relationships, Real And Theoretical, Long Before You. And I had been Forced to get used to feeling in a Constant Depressed State for Years, aside from the times when I was In Love that got me Best Out of that Slump! No Single Person Should Ever Have To be Used to Feeling Depressed for So Damn Long A Time, even With medications that Try and Fail to get them Out Of That Depression!!!

**pant. pant. pant...**

Sent from my iPhone

Stay Safe, Christian W. Chandler

Read it for yourself: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#It_IS_Your_Fault.21 https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Catherine_E-mails#And_Furthermore

 

I've actually done a reading of the "near seven incher damn cock" email before.

 

Good point. I suppose my high school English teacher instilled a subconscious urge in me to ALWAYS CITE YOUR SOURCES!!1!

 

This is the part that made me lol.

 

JULAY.

 

His video "Cwc flying Elephants". video. Chris for one thing created me... his imaginary friend 'Johan' who lives inside his head or something and he smacked himself around in that video trying to get me to shut up or something. I'm not sure what he does in the video he does random things. He speaks in his usual "Wasabian" dialect (random Gibberish) picks up the Transformers figure Bumblebee somehow says Jambalya. The video also shows his Bend Duck which is now a Taint. (The uncensored video doesn't exist but Chris's Bend duck in all it's floppy glory can be seen in occasional forum avatars and on the sonic chu form (just type in the 'Cwc Flying Elephants' This video contains many examples of Chrisisms. He runs around naked, stands on his head naked, plays with his toys while naked. spins around flopping his bend duck naked..... (censored of course, but as mentioned there are avatars of him over at Kiwifarms of him and his un-unclited glory).

 

One of the funniest moments for me:

It's so... cute when he tries to look like an angry and threatening monster!

 

"Bob walks in" aka birth of the Inrernet Lumberjack.

 

I like the more restrained stuff myself, in particular the Miyamoto emails (in which he kept pleading to have his contact send him a piece of snail mail to prove the legitimacy of the situation to his parents), his Sonichu PowerPoint presentation, and his leaked resume, which highlighted his "elbow greased strength" and ended with a multi paged diatribe about his Sonichu brand.

 

When he humps his ps3