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Legal Chris in the Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Acting like Jesus is typical crazy, lots of people with delusions of grandeur believe that
    they might ration paper, envelopes, and stamps at the Jail of Fail to control costs
    I like that Chris is reading books, it's constructive compared to what he usually does, but who knows how he'll twist what he reads to fit his fantasies
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    "typical crazy" alone may not make crazy less crazy though...
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    yeah, it's still bad, but if you were the psychiatrist dealing with CWC, would you rather deal with something that's common or the mess that is CWC's mind
     
  4. Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    Sexual Tyrannosaurus World-Weary Oneesan Staff Member Administrator

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    "cuck.swf" shows up 40% of the time when you try to access the site when you're a tremendous asshat and don't understand that being a creepy stalker is not welcome here.

    It also happens when you piss off an admin.
     
  5. Kindred

    Kindred Your sins always comeback!

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    He must be having a meltdown over missing Christmas and the best part is he has no one to blame for to but himself.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    [rates Informative]

    If Chris has no one to blame but himself, it may conflict with his "I'm flawless" ego, causing his brain to "crash into slumber", which could be how he thinks he's Jesus. In other words, Chris going turbo insane lately is his brain getting a "blue screen of death"?
     
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  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    IDK how Chris is parsing the fact that he's in jail right now, if it's the government playing kick the autistic or trolls messing with him or Null being Judas, or whatever
    Chris rarely sees himself as the one to blame, which is why he's a manchild
     
  8. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    So is Chris going to be charged with anything other than incest? Like, how about sexual battery? Or stealing Barbara's money?
     
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    It all depends on what Barb tells the cops.
     
  10. Wordsworth

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    "Jail of Fail" probably won't be the last classic Chris quote but there's a feeling of finality to it. It's like the perfect bookend to "and I just won".
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    "I shall return to the Sonichu Temple and ALL shall be forgiven.
    I have read Revelations, yes. I Am God."

    Considering that this is the quote of the now on the cwcki main page... well.now you have your answer.
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    The bad babysitter was trying to get Chris accustomed to his life of crime as best as possible by teaching him to shut the fuck up when he's been detained by authority all along, huh?
     
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    Sexual Tyrannosaurus World-Weary Oneesan Staff Member Administrator

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    When you were 7.
     
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    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Me at the beginning of the Incest Saga: "Chris is in jail? Maybe they'll do a psych evaluation, and get the ball rolling in the mental health help he desperately needs.

    *fast forward to now*

    Me: "I wonder how Chris is doing?

    Chris: "I'm da ru...ri.....reincarnation of da GodJesus."

    Me: "Fuck."
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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