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Chris' Ass Megathread

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Holdek, Mar 28, 2016.

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  1. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    On another forum I used to be a member of there were dozens of different conversations about Chris' ass, and countless Christorical research hours put into the subject. (Indeed, there's still no consensus yet on whether it looks square or rather if his ass cheeks look like they're going to explode.) In order to consolidate future discussion of this issue on this forum, I thought it prudent to make a megathread for it.

    Discass.
     
    Holdek, Mar 28, 2016
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  2. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    What's up with that rash?
     
    Corgi, Mar 28, 2016
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  3. Weeb Shit

    Weeb Shit Nice weeb!

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    I want to eat Chris' whole ass
     
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    Weeb Shit, Mar 28, 2016
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  4. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    You're not gonna half ass it, definitely.

    Joey Bonzo, ladies and gentlemen.
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 28, 2016
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  5. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    It looks like a square
     
    Kappashiro Nietzschieri, Mar 28, 2016
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  6. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    Waiter, I would like to speak with the Ass Manager. There is a duck in my ass.
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 28, 2016
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    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    NotAriel, Mar 29, 2016
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  8. Sobek

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    I suspect barb fists him with at least two hands at a time
     
    Sobek, Mar 29, 2016
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  9. Jaundiced Regal

    Jaundiced Regal Active Member

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    But sometimes it's round. Maybe Chris's ass does not follow Euclidean Geometry.
     
    Jaundiced Regal, Mar 29, 2016
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  10. bungholio

    bungholio Deader than the parents on "Party Of Five".

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    Chris' ass definitely warrants further investigation.
     
    bungholio, Mar 29, 2016
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  11. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    It's certainly the home of some eldrich abomination or another.
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 29, 2016
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  12. Lammergeier

    Lammergeier Professional Tumblrologist

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    Chris' ass transcends definition. Home to the great beast Eld'rogyotol, his ass is portal to another realm entirely, crossing the planes of time, space, and creation itself. Needless to say, it is a force to never confront.
     
    Lammergeier, Apr 1, 2016
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  13. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    Holdek, Apr 3, 2016
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  14. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    His butt is in trouble.
     
    Kong, Apr 4, 2016
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  15. Rolfe DeWolfe

    Rolfe DeWolfe Hit the Cymbal

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    I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this.
     
    Rolfe DeWolfe, Apr 4, 2016
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    Is there a name for the fetish where you grab someone's ass and pull it open and push your face into the hole and blow raspberries while they fart back at you?

    Whatever that is I want to do that to Chris while Barb bellydances for us.
     
    Yawning Sneasel, Apr 4, 2016
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  17. Rolfe DeWolfe

    Rolfe DeWolfe Hit the Cymbal

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    Lewd
     
    Rolfe DeWolfe, Apr 4, 2016
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  18. Lammergeier

    Lammergeier Professional Tumblrologist

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    ...Time to purge my brain of that image. Thank you, Sneasel.

    (But let's face it, you part those cheeks and you'll be sucked into an abyss.)
     
    Lammergeier, Apr 4, 2016
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  19. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    I dream of Chris' ass.
     
    exball, Apr 5, 2016
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  20. Rolfe DeWolfe

    Rolfe DeWolfe Hit the Cymbal

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    Who doesn't?
     
    Rolfe DeWolfe, Apr 5, 2016
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