9/23/16 Phil Wants To Kill The Landlord Class

Phil couldn't be happy for maybe 5 minutes with getting accepted for a lease so he reminds everyone to feel bad for him. The most entertaining thing I found about this post was not tedious use of emojis but the LANDLORD CLASS that will undoubtedly be oppressing him in the months to come.

 

"Wow, I can't believe capitalism gave me a house. Obviously we need to destroy capitalism."
Brilliant logic, Phil. I cannot possibly see how this could backfire should you succeed.

 

Me neither, especially because this was a public post.

 

I had no idea "landlord" was a class in our society.
Edit: I just noticed he liked his own post.

 

i fucking hat that tumblr clap text, congrats ive stopped reading.

 

'Murder those who disagreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

 

Imagine how much more annoying it could be if someone did that IRL.

 

Capitalism: Here is your new house!

Phil: Not good enough. I want a Vag and more food too! KILL CAPITALISM.

 

LOL since when has Phil cared about healthy food and decent clothes.

 

ild punch someone

 

What is this "clap emote between every word" nonsense supposed to mean anyway? I keep seeing that in various SJW tweets.

 

i dunno but its rather annoying kinda like when they repeat the same thing over and over in bold

 

I think you're suppose to imagine it like they are actually clapping in between words for emphasis, kind of like an annoying camp counselor.

 

I wanna rewrite The Very Hungry Caterpillar to be about Phil.
And then Phil got a house.
But he was still whiny.

I think it's self-promotion. They clap for their own opinions in case no one else agrees with them.

 

He only knows about it since he probably read up (likely in the Red Book) and barely understood one of the big problems that China faced before the PRC was a thing: corrupt landlords who fucked with their tenants.

 

There's a nursery rhyme. It ends with something I associate with Phil.
"And yet he complained, for his belly was still not full."
Phil will continue to bitch and whine even when he gets what he wants. There is no pleasing him in the end.

 

Phil isn't really unique in complaining about this though. A lot of young lefties like renting apartments, but bitch about how unfair rent is. None of them seem to consider buying a place on a loan system because banks are worse than landlords. Never mind that you can one day sell your condo rather than just give your Land lord money.