8/2/17 - #HarassCWCdirectly (apparently Chris thinks it is 07/07/17, as well)

Chris got upset when Bluespike gave him the "Random super important thing or the girl" routine and didn't respond to Chris picking Julie over the PS3 by saying "You passed the character test, you win Julie AND the PS3!".

He doesn't get the nuance behind a lot of fictional cliches but tries to apply them in situations where they either don't work or make things worse IRL because his social skills are awful.

 

So, basically, what you're saying is he doesn't even understand how villains do their thing, despite the amount of time he spends in front of media. Maybe I missed something about his preferences on the CWCki or something, but I find that to be extremely disappointing. He at least knows about the likes of Frieza or the Green Goblin, doesn't he?

Well, I don't have anything to say about the other part, though. I did kinda figure this stuff would be true. I still find it interesting that even with access to things like the Interwebs he wouldn't at least know that there are more than one way things can go. And, I know, I know, autism, but his lack of imagination tends to be so complete that I have to rediscover it from time to time.

 

I do feel bad for her at this point. She's attracting weens and whatnot. Judging by her twitter it looks like they're screwing with her Patreon too. Making pledges and retracting them. To be honest it doesn't seem like she led Chris on or made some sort of Epic Failed Trolling Attempt. If she did I'm sure the personal e-mails he sent would have been leaked already.

 

That's pretty much what has Doopie pissed off at this point. She *Wasn't* trolling Chris, this wasn't some elaborate scheme to mess with him, she was just trying to run her business, and now that the whole circus with Chris and his trolls/weens is messing with her business, it's getting her upset.

 

Unfortunately for her shes shown that its starting to get to her so she might start receiving some genuine trolling from weens thinking 'Doopie next LolCow Herp derp dee derp.' It must be a true nightmare for an E-celeb to be noticed, much less obcessed over, by Chris.

 

Spoiler: Chris-provided #HarassCWCdirectly icons

 

Chris tends to see himself as the director of a movie starring himself and he gets confused when the other actors don't follow the script he expects them to follow.

Something like that caused this whole mess in the first place--he found the ED page and assumed he was in a "Main Character has a BULLY PROBLEM!" episode, so he started regurgitating solutions he saw in cartoons.

Unfortunately he picked "Pretend to be so utterly insane the bullies freak out and avoid you", failing to realize that while it looked funny on TV it wouldn't work against IRL bullies and would just make ED laugh harder.

Same thing with Snyder and the court case--he thought he was in "Main character is accused of a crime he did not commit!" and got upset when the law ruled in favor of the side with valid evidence instead of, say, Rob Bell popping in with dramatic last second evidence proving Snyder guilty and Chris becoming the new owner of the Game Place.

 

So, Fatty's trying to be an Internet Tough Gal on twitter? I don't think this going to go over well with the new #galpals. However, if he named his new band 'Third Eye Autistic' - that would make an appropriate album cover.

 

Definitely. She broke the cardinal rule for all E-celebs: She's made it painfully obvious that trolling/weening is getting to her. Once they smell blood, they swarm.

 

Oh boy a list of people to harass.
Also is this Chris's weird physic eye from the comics?

 

I understand a bit better now. I've always been an improv person myself. And I've always been in favor of plot twists.

**TARGETS ACQUIRED!! BEGINNING DATA SCANS...!!**

 

that's his pineal gland alright, it migrated out of his skull somehow

 

If anyone wants to take the low road and hit the obvious weak spot, don't let me stop you.

 

I feel bad for anyone or anything that unknowingly receives constant notice from Chris, there are people like us who know to stay away from Chris and find it is better to watch him from afar. But there are also the idiots who swarm towards those individuals or groups that interact with chris like a bunch of autistic piranhas. I certainly hope this doesn't come true, but Doopie's reputation might be ruined because of these retards.

was trying to make a bit of a joke because the "third eye" in popular culture is due to a misunderstanding about the pineal gland

now that is funny

 

Sorry if I ruined the joke, then... Still dare ya to poke it...

 

it's fine and maybe

 

Chris's third eye function is to see what we can't, CWCville exists but only seen by himself as long as he wears the eye on his forehead.

 

Interesting choice of words. Where else can he wear that eye, then?