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7/9/16: Chris Whines About Money, Lack of Sweetheart, Trolls, Family, Unpopular Vids, Everything

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Jul 9, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    "I know you don't want to hear this shit, 'cause y'all have these problems yourselves in your own way, but you know what, I'm in over my head" is possibly the most self-aware statement in Christory. Of course this is followed up by pipe dreams about Sonichu becoming a huge franchise.And requests that Sega actually fly a representative over from Japan...

    "You'd think that I'm famous enough that I should be able to get women- I have not been so fortunate. And yes, I've only had sex two times... EVER," Oh, this one's a classic of the modern era. Down to a mention of "Darn, dirty Internet trolls and cyberbullies," and Chris being on a "night schedule."

    "I really do want to deliver new Sonichu and Rosechu content, but it's hard for me to get back to the pages and drawing with all this stress in my life." Some things never change.

    "If I had the money, I'd reimburse everybody," lolno. You'd buy a shitload more Legos.

    That story he was reading was so fucking boring I didn't even bother to post the vids. I'll do it tonight for completionism's sake,

    Any ideas who the two girl friends who have become managers are? One might be Kim, but that seems unlikely.

    That they still have a mortgage payment is utterly retarded.
     
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  2. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Who was the second sex with ?
    (Not alogging, I believe in the Cherokee prostitute ,just I've never heard of the second time)
    (unless its officer kimmie)
     
    Foulmouth, Jul 9, 2016
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  3. Yawning Sneasel

    Yawning Sneasel Well-Known Member

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    Two things:

    lol at burying Waterman.

    He is in some desperate ass money troubles.

    Homeless bag lady saga when?
     
    Yawning Sneasel, Jul 9, 2016
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  4. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    1.) He needs to stop stuffing his bra.
    2.) That top is hideous.
    3.) I enjoyed the Hellblazer commentary. :D
    4.) lol at thinking that the female managers are actually female.
     
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  5. Rin

    Rin Active Member

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    I think he went back and paid for a second time with the hooker.
     
    Rin, Jul 10, 2016
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    I like the lighthearted music that chimes throughout the entire video, all the while Chris is ranting and raving about not having heart-sweet, being haunted by Bob's ghost in his dreams, and needing money for all the legos he wishes to purchase.
     
    Corgi, Jul 11, 2016
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  7. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

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    I know, right?

    I was literally thinking as I loaded the video up, 'I wonder if he's going to use that same music he always uses, as he sits there with his head in his hands being all sad.'

    Of course he did. Is that like the default music for if you upload a video from your PS4 or something?
     
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  8. Arcanine

    Arcanine Best Fire Dog Mon

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    I like how he thinks being the creator of a children's series will get him laid. With women, at least. I mean it must be a pretty good way to attract forty something year old pedophiles.

    Like honestly, if you've ever seen the dude that made Adventure Time, he's fucking gross. No one wants to bone him because nobody wants to bone someone just because they made a cartoon series.
     
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