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Don't see a thread for it. Chris is almost done with Sonichu 11 and shills some more about donations.

 

Still wearing that pony shirt, maybe he just can't peel it off. He did do a good job of maintaining the faux-feminine voice through most of this. Great job Christine, you're practically a real true woman now.

 

lol "clip show"

He's going to recycle old Sonichu and pass it off as new material just like the worst-ever ST:TNG episode.

 

Eww. Not even I wear the same shirt for that long.
Why wear THAT shirt all the time? It looks ugly.

 

"Stardate-Captain's Log Stardate..."
top kek

 

I think my favorite part is that gesture at 1:20. I know he's miming himself doing his signature, but to me it just comes off looking like some sort of autistic attempt at a jedi mind trick.

Chris: *waves hand autisticly* C-CWCvillican C-Quarters will be fine, among which.

Gamestop employee: No, they won't.

Chris: *stress sigh, waves hand autisticly again* CWCvillican C-Quarters will be--WILL BE fine!

Gamestop employee: No, they won't!

 

Chris: don't call ANYBODY

 

It's odd seeing Chris this happy. It's possible he's playing it up a bit because of his cartoon character approach to communication but seeing him so chirpy and thankful to his supporters is unnatural considering his videos have been primarily begging.

 

I like to think chris hangs that shirt up and talks to it, because who else would listen to his inane babbling?

 

He probably talks to it while wearing it.

 

It's nice to see Chris happy instead of a broken manlady begging for money to keep hir mom alive.

 

So my impression of how most creators use Patreon is they start unlocking content at the $1 or $2 mark and then give unlimited access around $5 (generally). This is to encourage as many people as possible to chip in spare cash because of the incentive of "you get x amount of premiere content for literally a few bucks a month". You start getting those big Patreon returns with the sheer number of backers, not a few backers pledging an insane amount.

Chris, of course, doesn't understand this and has premium content unlocked at the fucking $20 mark.

 

Chris has more fat Rolls than a Megaman cosplay event.

 

Careful man. Chris is a black belt martial autist.

 

That shirt is practically painted on. It ain't coming off in one piece. You wonder why they don't make MLP shirts in men's XL sizes.

 

He's going to need up to 4 pages to list 23 names?

 

Is it really shocking, at this point? Chris logic at it's finest...

 

For once, I agree
Having something to do in his life has really motivated him to pump out the autism.

That being said, that shirt needs to be destroyed, it's almost as hideous as he is

 

When Chris started selling medallions people were like "Don't give him money he needs a job." I defended Chris by saying he was actually doing work for money.
This is as close as we'll ever get to Chris having a job.