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5/23/16: Chris Shows Off Waifu, Begs For Donations, Will Stream Uncharted Tonight

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, May 23, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    "My mom loves to eat bananas" and other reasons to throw money at the Chandlers. Also, everyone share your waifus with Chris, please.
     
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  2. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Two things:
    1.) Holy mother of cats, that waifu thing is huge. (I’m not well-versed in waifu things, so is that a normal size?) I am also thankful he’s got the clothed side facing the camera.
    2.) Is he wearing a muu-muu?
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  3. Rin

    Rin Active Member

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    The most insane part of this video for me is that Chris is actually doing the whole waifu thing. I mean, I kind of assumed the daki was just Officer Kimi 2.0 (or whatever version we're on right now), but no... I didn't think Chris could get more pathetic, but as always, he proved me wrong.
     
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  4. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    He's gonna take it to McDonald's, right?
     
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  5. Arcanine

    Arcanine Best Fire Dog Mon

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    Yep. And make out with it in the parking lot.
     
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  6. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I hate to be THAT guy but,
    It's part of the script dood....

    You don't honestly think Chris picked that up one day and decided to throw it into his videos do you?
    He even referenced tulpas when he pointed at his noggin' and said they were all upstairs. There are so many cross-references to other interweb nonsense.
    I feel like the audience is desensitized somehow at this point.

    Now don't get me wrong. I'm not poo-pooing anything as far as the video itself goes. This is some top shelf kek, excellent vid. It's just when it's suggested "Chris is ACTUALLY doing XYZ"....a tap on the shoulder seems needed. It's miss Christine's 'assistant'.

    That being said I wonder where the waifu will go from here. Waifu saga when?!!?
    Honestly, if the waifu thing was to be drawn out, I'd love to see some rollin' and trollin V2 but with the body pillow in tow.
     
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  7. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Shit fam shit, did I kill the discussion?

    Too #woke for the normies
     
  8. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Nerd.
     
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