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5/17/16: Phil Plans To Tell His Mom That He's A Ho; Annoys The Clergy

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Hellblazer, May 18, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Being a sex worker implies that one is ever paid for sexual acts. There is no reason for Phil to be eating garbage except by choice. It's really not a surprise that he does that, though.
     
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    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I must be behind on this. I didn't know he was claiming to be a prostitute.

    Plus, Phil posts pictures of himself gorging on imported blocks of cheese and Jarritos sodas that he buys with his food stamps and autism bux. He's not a good candidate to use "economic" and "reality" in the same sentence.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    He claimed to be a sex worker once long ago, and that he would only be serving LatinX clients. I think he just brought it up because something triggered a memory of that lie.
     
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    Strewth The Macho King

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    I think his eating from dumpsters is as much of a lie as his new escort business.

    He gets food stamps, right? I don't really know how that whole system works, but he can only spend that on food, surely?
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Yes. SNAP benefits can only be spent on food, and can't even be used at restaurants. For a single person with a reasonable sense of how to budget it's often enough to get by. Phil probably shops at Whole Foods and buys their expensive shit as self-care, blowing through his benefits in no time at all. I still doubt he dumpster dives, though.