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5/14/16: Chris Offers "Partnership" to Sega

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, May 14, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    To no one's surprise the offer entails Sega gaining the rights to expand the Sonichu franchise in exchange for paying Chris and leaving him in total creative control. Also, Chris has no idea how a backdrop is supposed to work and is too damn autistic to crop video. Not to mention that as always he didn't actually direct this to Sega and expects them to magically receive it since he posted it online.
     
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    Anya Heh Administrator

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    I haven’t even watched the video yet, but the first thing in the screenshot that I noticed was that giant-ass wall clock/watch thing. I really thought that he customized one of those gaudy things and stuck Sonichu all over it, but (thankfully?) it’s a Happy Bunny clock.

    Amazon boxes aside ... nice Bratz dolls in the sports car.
     
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  3. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    Sega should do it
    I mean
    Sonichu is a commercial success as an indie project!
     
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    Strewth The Macho King

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    I find Chris' mindset fascinating sometimes.
    He's an optimist, but only due to his staggering naivety. So even while maintaining an overall negative outlook, he still expects fantastic things to happen to him.

    I don't believe he is a psychopath, nor do I believe in diagnosing in absentia, but I'd love to run the Bob Hare checklist on him, just to see what kind of results you'd get.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Posted today:
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    I only included the comment because I thought it was funny that someone took the time to post one after Chris flat out said comments wouldn't be read.

    I'm pretty sure any test ever run on Chris will produce an ink blot that resembles Sonichu. Even oral examinations.
     
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    This proposition may not be a joke, but SEGA's "subtle interest" definitely is.
     
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    Secretary to do administrative business "beneath its pay grade" AND a personal assistant? Chris, again, undersells. A poor negotiator.
     
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    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    "You want what I got, but you gotta go through me to get it."
    N-no, Chris.
    also that music in every video.

    And then Chris goes on to say "I will personally be selecting the women for these positions myself."
    I remember in that Sonichu Entertainment of America video he made he had said he was looking for men and women, and here he's not really trying, lol.

    "and something for the adult market as well"
    uhm, what is that supposed to mean?

    Oh, last thing
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    that isn't how you cue card, I think
     
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    Seriously, if I hadn't seen him in motion, I'd legitimately wonder why Chris' face was photoshopped on the body of a grandma in every picture.
     
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