4/23/16: Phil Didn't Have Surgery, Spergs About Tattoos, Is Writing Some Bullshit

To be honest his boot is probably the best thing for Phil to hit you with. If I had to choose between the boot with floor gunk on it, his greasy, AIDS-bloated hands, or getting a headbutt from Phil and risking him biting me and getting rabies, the boot is by far the most humane option.

 

He only got one ball removed (testis/testicle). Explains the photos.

 

I did too at first, and you could be right. It's hard to tell (medical billing in the US is unclear by design, but that's another topic).

But upon further inspection these look like a doctor's bills where Medicare (which is nationally-administered health insurance he gets for being disabled) rejected payment, but then he writes in red marker that Medi-Cal (which is is California-administered health insurance he gets for being poor) covered it. I know it's a mistake to believe Phil about anything, but I don't know why he would get a billing statement for a surgery that never took place. Plus combined with the photos where it looks like he still has some ballage, but less than a full sack...

I don't know, it's also funnier for me to believe that he's walking around having had a single testicle removed rather than two or none. As if, like everything else about his vegan Latinx transwomyn identity transition, even his sex change surgery was half-assed.

 

you know who else got a testicle removed?
Hitler.

 

WE ARE TRAFFIC! Something about that makes me think phil is a troll. No fucking way anyone could get all "activist" about bikes on roadways. But he manages it.

 

I've known very few trolls to permanently mark their bodies and remove testicles for the sake of trolling.

 

I know one that filmed a car accident for that purpose. But, regardless, I know Phil is for real. It's just he's that stupid to where he thinks that is going to be a resounding, impacting statement against the cispatriarchy to affirm the rights of australatinx wobikerpeoplx to tattoo such an absurd statement on his flesh for eternity. Any other human being showing me such a drawing I would think to be a troll. Same for anyone who claims they need Motrin to "numb" themselves from psychological distress.