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4/22/16: Phil Plagues California Yet Again, Makes Up New Assault Lie

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Hellblazer, Apr 22, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I was unaware that anything consenting constituted a bad act, but that's just Phil being a dumbass and not knowing what words mean. Also, I'm pretty sure pitching a fit about not wanting to live in the same zip code as your ex isn't grounds for anyone giving a shit about anything.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 22, 2016
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    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    "Phoenix Flame" is going to regret that invitation.
     
    Holdek, Apr 22, 2016
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    Strewth The Macho King

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    '...trying to grab at my neck...'

    Like anyone would voluntarily try to touch Phil.
     
    Strewth, Apr 23, 2016
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    dormiebasne Full Member

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    Describe the stench that lingers on your flesh after making physical contact with anything of Phil or that Phil has touched.
     
    dormiebasne, Apr 23, 2016
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Lovecraftian.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 24, 2016
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    Strewth The Macho King

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    Forewarning: Disgusting story ahead, read at own risk, probably not while eating.

    I remember once when I was working in operating theatres we had a woman come in to us whose back wound had split the staples, reopening her surgical site and becoming very badly infected.

    We put her to sleep and brought her in for a debridement, as soon as we removed the dressing the stench of infected flesh was palpable. Suddenly, her stomach rumbled, and a jet of liquid shit fountained from her arse all over the table and floor. Somebody obviously thought 'Nil by mouth' was optional.

    I imagine the residue Phil leaves on everything he touches would smell somewhat similar to the smell that filled my nostrils at that very moment.
     
    Strewth, Apr 24, 2016
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