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4/21/16: Phil Posts Pics of His Genitals- Confirms There Is No God, Or Perhaps Only A Vengeful One

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Hellblazer, Apr 22, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    tumblr_o60lc7flnL1tns5dmo1_500.jpg tumblr_o60lc7flnL1tns5dmo2_500.jpg tumblr_o60lc7flnL1tns5dmo3_500.jpg

    The lack of scarring of any kind would indicate that he's engaging in camera trickery and in fact did not have his surgery. I really wish he hadn't done this, but since I had to see it I can't not make other people look now. I am sorry.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 22, 2016
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    Strewth The Macho King

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    Ok, serious question.

    Why do all lolcows have micropenises?

    Also, I hate you @Hellblazer.
     
    Strewth, Apr 22, 2016
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Hellblazer, Apr 22, 2016
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    Strewth The Macho King

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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I don't know how well it holds up medically, but it seems like a pic of Phil wouldn't be out of place next to that description. Nick Bate as well.
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 22, 2016
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    Weeb Shit Nice weeb!

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    Our first new thread after launching, everybody. What a pleasant way to welcome new members to the site.
     
    Weeb Shit, Apr 22, 2016
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  7. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    Cwcki club: no dick is too micro.
     
    exball, Apr 22, 2016
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    The initiation standard for the Club is to gaze upon the Great Abyss of Autism and let it embrace you.
     
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    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I learned something today, thanks Internet.

    "Males enter puberty at around age twelve and develop normally except for their sex organs. The males penis will remain at the prepubescent size resulting in a micropenis.

    Wow, it goes one layer deeper than that too. At least Phil does not have a buried one.

    "Buried penis (also known as hidden penis) is a congenital or acquired condition in which the penis is partially or completely hidden below the surface of the skin."
    Crouching Phil, hidden penis
     
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    Yeah, the lack of any kind of scarring means that he's probably just shoving his balls back up into his body (which you can do - some crossdressers do it if they want to tuck their dick, for example).
     
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    Either that or he has some sort of Wolverine-esque healing ability.

    The X(tra chromosome) Men.

    Ok, that was awful, sorry.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    That sounds painful as hell. Also like it's probably really bad for you, like Chris' harness-thing.
     
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    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Informative
     
    Glaive, Apr 22, 2016
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    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    lol why would they keep the sack
    they don't keep the sack when they cut it off
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Apr 23, 2016
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