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2/8/2018 Yup. I Finally played my first Halo game ever. No complaints.

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Nobody, Feb 10, 2018.

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Are you an Xbro?

  1. yeh breh

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  2. PS4 is better, I like my weebshit and souls-garbage

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  3. Switch is better, I chug soy sauce and take open-mouthed photos of my xmas gifts

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  1. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    So I was firing up my $500 HEXBox One HEX to play a shitty multiplat, and I noticed that Chris-Chan has been displaying some activity on his Xbox account.

    Chris has been playing Halo 5 on the Xbox One lately, as well as some Wolfenstein, Sonic, Rare Replay, and a few other games. So far in Halo, he's only completed the first campaign mission, but he seems quite pleased about it. It's probably scraping the bottom of the barrel for Chris content, but on his Xbox activity feed, Chris posted,

    This reveals several things:
    • There's a new outlet of CWC activity feeds for you Christorians to watch like vultures!
    • He had to have purchased Halo 5 and an Xbox Live Gold subscription shortly after selling the pokeman cards.
      • Halo 5 is at least $19.99 when bought alone, or part of the $9.99/mo "Xbox Game Pass".
      • His Xbox Live Gold membership is active since his achievements list shows that he downloaded "Zombi" and "Shadow Warrior", games which are offered free only for Gold members this month. That's $9.99/mo-$59.99/yr of membership costs.
    • Could this be the second "life upgrade"? (AKA: double the vidya spending)
    • Halo 5 is the shittiest Halo. What a way to start.
    • Chris is also an avid watcher of Netflix on the HEXbox. What is that fat piece of shit watching
     
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  2. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Will he eventually add a Master Chief ripoff Sonichu. After all, he already made a Link ripoff Sonichu.
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    According to the "Chris' mental age is 1/3rd of chronological age" theory, Chris is now about 11 years old inside.

    Which could explain the seemingly sudden interest in games intended for more mature audiences.
     
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  5. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Wait until he discovers cpd
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What's that?
     
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  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I'm not surprised he's playing sonic. Methinks his new love of imaginary console goddesses got him over his hatred of the hexbox.
     
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  8. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    Oh great, another franchise for chris to shit all over and desecrate. Its true though, halo 5 is the absolute worst. Funny how he used the pokemon card money for a hexbox though.
     
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  9. realCWC

    realCWC Active Member

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    Jesus I hope so. I don't even know how he'd make that worse actually. I mean darkbind was pretty intensely dumb and confusing as a character. Also still holds the title for most worthless character in sonichu
     
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  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    he probly bought it to fap to cortana
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So Barb didn't dip into the money to get another necklace this time.
     
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  12. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Funny Chris posted that the Pokémon money went directly to momma and she made a dental appointment.
     
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  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    He said that, but how do we know it all went directly to barb's teeth? Each of these Ebegging episodes ends with him getting something new for himself and sometimes barb.
     
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  14. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    It’s entirely possible Barb didn’t need that much money, Medicaid probably covered a good chunk whatever she needs.
     
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  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    That's my guess too.
     
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  16. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    NO SHIT TOO MINOR Y'ALL
     
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  17. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Chris has had a Xbox for a few months. He first mentioned it back in November.

    I think she's on Medicare, which doesn't really cover dental.
     
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