11/30/16: Barb Pawns Necklace to Pay Mortgage, Chris Plans to Open Patreon

If they've reached the pawning jewelry stage, finances have become dire. Plenty of good advice in the comments that will all be ignored as always, though I wonder if Barb will drop the hammer soon and force Chris to start selling some of his crap. It's possible that she's already put on some pressure and that's what has him looking to Patreon. It'll be interesting to see what his tier rewards are, and if he puts even a token effort into fulfilling them.

In the very likely event that this doesn't work, it wouldn't be a shock to see 14BLC on the market soon. Someone should start raising funds for the Ruckersville Museum of Lolcows.