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10/4 - Chris posts at Kiwi Farms

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Oct 4, 2017.

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  1. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Scalar, Oct 4, 2017
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  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    tl;dr - Chris is willing to talk to people, but requests that no one mess with his family or friends. OK, that's not too unreasonable.

    He claims to be a "mature" 35-year-old "woman" but thinks it's too much to get a job as he cares for his pets, elderly mother, and his autistic hobby of playing with his mind family of Sonichus and Rosechus. Uh huh, totally convincing. At least when he claimed he couldn't get a job because he was unemployable he had a point (although, as we debated endlessly, wasn't exactly true), this is just a poor excuse, as real women his age do all of the above (save play autistic mindgames with hedgehog Pokemon) and also usually have a job, kids, husband, friends, a life outside their home and job, etc.

    He wants to be referred to by female pronouns - lol

    He claims he won't mess with anyone, so he doesn't want anyone to mess with him, and insists any conversations be rated TV-Y7, because adults totally do that in normal conversations.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Oct 4, 2017
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  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    You forgot the insanity of him wanting to birth his own child.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 4, 2017
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  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Goddamn it, now the world is going to end in a nuclear flashpoint worldwide, it's literally the only surprise left in the deck that hasn't hit the table now!

    Chris is such an egotistical moron he says he can't have a job because he's busy thinking about Sonichu comic shit. Better augment this man's tugboat right now because of that fact!
     
    Very Honest Content, Oct 4, 2017
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Because him demanding totally reasonable requests has totally worked in the past, right?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 4, 2017
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  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Define "reasonable".
     
    Minimal Effort, Oct 4, 2017
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    You know, him expecting "trolls" and "haters" to do exactly as he demands asks?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 4, 2017
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  8. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    It's no wonder /cow/ wordfilters "content" to "cocks".

    >it's school related

    Underage ban in....3....2....
     
    Glaive, Oct 4, 2017
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  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Like I said, if it weren't for the fact that it we're Chris doing it, it would be a great troll. Arrive, claim that you're there to talk, say nothing, leave, then let everyone JULAAAAAAY themselves for a couple of days
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Oct 4, 2017
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  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Fingers crossed for him to turn up here.
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 5, 2017
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  11. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I was about to say something like that actually
     
    king kong... with wings?, Oct 5, 2017
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  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    So, who's willing to bet that thread will become a bloated, 1000 page monstrosity of circlejerking a-logging and weenery?
    It's happens all the time on Kiwi Farms, after all (Movie Bob, Dobson, DSP, Briana Wu).
     
    Ms. Mowz, Oct 5, 2017
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  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Null *did* claim he would delete and ban any weening or a-logging on sight, though when has that ever deterred weens and a-logs?
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 5, 2017
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  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Null locked it lol

    it only got to 55 posts
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 5, 2017
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    If he does I’m going to type JULAY!
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Oct 5, 2017
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  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    *Slow clap*

    Way to ruin shit for the rest of us, weens and a-logs....
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 5, 2017
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  17. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    It's reasons like this that Club > Farm.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Oct 5, 2017
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  18. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    FUCK, OF ALL THE TIMES, I COMPLETELY MISSED MY CHANCE

    I had so many questions for Chris, many of which were related to his mother’s sex life, his unclit, pickles, and JULAY
     
    Nobody, Oct 5, 2017
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  19. Thomas Jerome Newton

    Thomas Jerome Newton That's right the Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous

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    Are they banning for underage now? I started posting on the Forums back when I was 13.
     
    Thomas Jerome Newton, Oct 5, 2017
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  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Just pointing out that Spacequakes isn't Hirtes after finding a different twitter user that shown the same signature as that one post. I at first thought the thread viewing was out of the ordinary and that the post was a shitpost but made sense after coming across it mentioning school stuff in the feed.

    Sometimes we have to look closer to determine sock from sperg.
     
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