10/2 Chris Airs Grievance over Wal-Mart and Best Buy Ban

Chris is in measured irrationality mode. All are now advised that they must avoid doing business with the Best Buy of Charlottesville, Virginia and the Wal-Mart in Bumfu- I mean, Ruckersville, VA. The inevitably ensuing sanctions from the HRC will have statewide repercussions. I hope those fucking Manajerks reckon the force of primal autism with which they have chosen to contend.

 

Inb4 banned from Target and Toys-r-us

 

lol @ tags

 

Oh to be a fly on the wall for these conversations where Chris pleads his innocence...

 

I use the word "grievance" specifically because it looks almost like a Union person presenting a case of unequal treatment to management. Like, Chris appears to be under the impression his ability to patronise these businesses is inalienable and governed by rules akin to a collective bargaining agreement, rather than the actual limitations which are Federal Anti-Discrimination laws, which don't even apply here, because Chris's behavior was undeniably the locus of the businesses' issue with Chris.

I'm basically quoting Chris and Negotiation from the Cwcki, but my TL;DR point is: Chris probably has some tandem of developmental and personality disorders that stops him from comprehending the error of his ways.

Also, Attachments-senpai noticed me!

 

And I'm sure those traits make themselves evident every time he makes a plea to these establishments that they let him continue to harass their employees and customers. This is where placing him in some kind of special education program when he was younger would have helped Chris the most. He's completely oblivious to social cues and what constitutes as acceptable behavior even without the influence of a narcissistic, overbearing mother. So the symptoms of Autism and a lifetime of living with Barb have created this perfect storm of retail customer from hell that the curious/sadistic part of me has always longed to see in action.

 

Goddamn, Chris.

 

Chris in three months:

 

Well he likes to fuck himself with food and masturbates while pouring burning oil on his skin so it's not that surprising when you think about it.

 

I like how Waterman thinks that he's a significant enough spender that Walmart would go out of business just because he didn't shop there.