10/13 I miss my sweetheart! You bullying people scared her off!

Lol calm down

 

Geez Chris stop breaking da fourth wall.

 

Good Godbear Almighty.

Chris is reaching new and unprecedented levels of delusion and crazy here lately. I boldly speculate the following has led to recent craziness:

• His mother is in decline and is unable to monitor and therefore correct his behavior.
• The Financhu crisis is creating a reality Chris is trying harder to escape from.
• The long term untenability/sustainability of his lifestyle is very, very slowly starting to intrude on his thoughts.
• Chris' transexuality isn't wholly genuine as he insists and he's trying to cope.

 

Well "ha ha! I'm totally not upset look at all the inflation fetish Jessica's missing out on" certainly lasted.

Oh and more "my cartoon creations are real". We can never have enough of that. Well, I suppose we can, but it still raises a chuckle, even now.

 

Yeah, I had the feeling that the smug "Well, she blew a good thing by dumping me! Your loss babe!" part of this whole saga wasn't going to last very long, that he'd go back to mopey "WAAAAAH! DA TROLLS SCARED OFF MUH SWEETHEART!" mode.

It really seems like, as the days go by, Chris' delusions are slowly starting to replace reality for him. It really *does* sometimes feel like it's only a matter of time before Chris wakes up and his brain has hit the reset button, so to speak, and he glides about in a "reality" where Bob is alive, he has a sweetheart, Sonichu has made him millions of dollars, and he has Clyde Cash's head on a pike in his front yard.

 

Funny, didn't Chris say ED scared off Megan or something to that effect?

 

Somewhere in 'toonworld, Diamond Melody, Sailor Megtune, PandaHalo and Ivy O'Neil have gotten together and are having a really good laugh.

 

Well chris is clearly in the Anger stage of Grief. We might get another incident like the gamestop spray n' run before he starts trying to bargain for JQ (Or megan) to come back.

And this continued 'cartoons are real' BS is the same as when he was drawing himself as 'thin and handsome' in old issues of his comic. He's always believed his comics were real, he just has to believe really, really hard and ignore reality.

 

Fuck, he caught us.

It was our doing, we used our own fan fiction mind control powers to make him keep following doopie and megan angering JQ. Also since I invented the real true and honest fan fiction of Christian Weber Chandler (a mix of the fat I need to clean off my grill and Christine Weston Chandler) I made that person do the chicken dance in the middle of a Barnes and Noble.

I know Chris is great at shifting blame, but while it was 99% chance of him just being trolled, we all know he's mentally not all there and thought his relationship was real because it was quite literally, "facebook official" it's something I don't want to come down on him too hard because he literally thought this was real and I've seen and perhaps been victim of normal people just not accepting a break up.

It's often very hard for people to accept they were the destruction of a relationship. But for the rest of us, we move on adapt accept it and hopefully grow as people. Chris, well it's also not his fault for anything, so the fact he can't accept his behavior damaged a relationship, is no shock.

 

Is he... pissed of that in toon world, he and JQ are still dating? But he could just change that.... Wtf Chris!

Nice to see that he removed the 5526745 layers of shit on his avatar.

 

Poor Chris. Excuse me as I try to shed a tear for his predicament.

...Nope, got nothing.

 

I just had a thought related to (my interpretation) Diamond Melody and Night Star still dating.
Chris originally intended and wanted for Punchy and Angelica to date but Jackie changed Chris' mind and Punchy dated Layla. He managed to write in a sensible (for his standards) breakup between Punchy and Layla & Angelica nad Reginald, paving the way for the original pairing he intended. Yet he seems incapable of fathoming why and how Night Star and Diamond Melody are still a couple against his will.
This along with many other examples of incompetence, competence and then incompetence again makes me suspect he has a mental condition that makes him suddenly unable to do what he used to be able to do. I'm sure there is a mental disorder that has such symptoms. I just find this extremely weird.

 

Chris thinks "Night Star" and "SomeSparklyPonyWaifuName" are dating in an alterante reality, and he's jealous of that?

 

Of course he is! Isn't the rule of thumb that he's jealous of anyone that has what he wants when he doesn't have it?

 

Chris has always had a tenuous grip on reality at best, but he retreats to the toon world whenever there is too much stress in his life. The toon world is much more welcoming than his daily life.

He's 35, has no wife or girlfriend, hasn't had a job since 9/11, his mom is in her late 70s and not doing so well, he has constant financial problems, the most meaningful things he has in life are playing with stuff he should have let go of in the 90s and buying crap that makes him feel better, plus there's the freak show he's made of his life.

 

There’s a (terrible) movie from the early 90s called Cool World. Wonder if Chris has seen it. It would likely further fuel his delusions about an alternate cartoon reality where he’s God or a unicorn or whatever weird shit he’s got going on in that mind.

 

Manchester High School was before all of that. No wonder he misses it.

 

You're all missing the point.

Chris thinks trolls drove Quinn off because they don't want him to be in a relationship. Chris is trying to say "OH YEAH? OUR OCS ARE STILL DATING IN THE IMAGINARY HORSE WORLD SO A VERSION OF ME STILL HAS A GIRLFRIEND" in an attempt to taunt the trolls.

 

And then we just laugh harder: