Sonichu 12, pages 95-112

https://imgur.com/a/7k9jZ

 

WOAHLY!

 

Apparently chris thinks 12 days is enough to drop 200 pounds. Of course he wouldn't know anything about losing weight...

 

Sonic literally says "LOL"....

FFS, Chris.....

 

what is this I don't even

 

Lemonopticus Rex.

 

Yeah... there is five minuets of my life I will never get back.

 

Ah, man, I love minuets, I feel for ya, man. (Just poking fun, don't hurt.)

Finally managed to read the pages, everything past 108 kept bugging out for me. I think the part I have the most problems with is the choice part. First of all, he chose the selfish route, and even admitted it was before doing it. What a hero. Second, the fact that Rosechu could punch through the wall just ruined everything. I actually stopped, stared at my closet, and just kinda did the whole-

-face. I suppose it's kind of okay because it's a dream sequence, which I called early on. After all, he didn't have to comply with the whole pickle thing. But still, that was the eyeroller.

But I did figure out how these people could just burn off the fat so quickly, so quickly, in fact, that the exercising and eating right might actually be pointless. JUST ZAP TO THE EXTREEEME!! Seriously, though, just burn the fat off by shooting off electricity. It might not even take a whole lot of it to do so.

Okay, done ranting about these. Who's ready for some ponies, guys?

 

Top-tier reference here.

 

I think the amount of electricity they had could've solved the energy crisis if one was to consider Einstein's mass/energy equivalence equation E=mc^2

200 pounds is equal to 90.718474 kilograms and when one puts that in grams, we get 90718.474 grams. Multiply that by the speed of light squared which is for simplicity is 3x10^8. we have 9x10^16 which when multiplied by 90718.474 will get a whopping 8.17x10^21 joules which is essentially the same amount of watts.

Also, 8.17x10^21 joules is more than the estimated amount of energy in the world's petroleum reserves as of 2010 which is 7.9x10^21

Now why did I do all of this when Chris probably has no fucking clue how even a freaking car works? I am not sure

 

The only dastardly thing Graduon did was the third part. OK pickle brine I get it, but if anything that's just helping sonichu become a better person facing a stupid fear. Getting fat and then skinny was pointless though. I get Chris is trying to get it to tie in to Rosechu but I can't get over the pure dumbassery involved.

 

Exactly what I'm saying. Hook them up to the world's power grid that it doesn't have, you can power everyone for a few days straight, burn off all that fat lickity-split. And I know why you did it. You did it out of curiosity. I see nothing wrong with exercising your brain on this stuff once in a while to explore avenues left unexplored.

Edit: I just thought back to the tube where Sonichu thins down. Can you imagine what that would do to a normally-sized person? The more I think about it, the more this looks like a real actual trap.

 

Because you have a brain and can think clearly. chris still can not get the oil in his car changed.

 

And yet those kids look fine to me, or are they too old to be in girl scouts anyway?

 

In fact, why even be in the Girl Scouts anymore? They allow them into the *BOY* Scouts now!

 

Poland's been doing that for decades! A product of Soviet engineering they never shook off!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Scouting_and_Guiding_Association