10/4/17 - Chris' live Q&A

on barb's inevitable death: yes, he did say 'I don't know' a lot, but his only stated backup plan for when that happens was "my sweetheart will take me in." I hope Quinn's going to have some words with him about that sudden pronouncement. I couldn't imagine having chris as a housemate.

My guess: some combination of black tar heroin, crack cocaine, and nyquil.

 

I don't want to imagine the child that would result from whatever selfcest/inbreeding madness Chris is envisioning.

 

aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned aforementioned [aforementioned] ¡¡¡AFOREMENTIONED!!! aforementioned

 

I guessed that's what the frozen samples were for. Not surprised Chris really is that delusional.

I've said it before: cartoons and TV have really messed up his brain.

Like they said over on KF: CWC thinks the way a normal person might after "a grand number of concussions."

 

While I wouldn't put it past Chris to be this delusional, even when Chris was a dirty cis male hes used the term "give birth" to describe the male role of the child creation process. I think its more bad grammar and romanticizing the act than it is Chris believing he will grow functional ovaries.

Then agian with the un-clit who knows.

 

There was also that teddy bear birthing skit he did when he was 'cis.' Still, that would be a good question to ask him next round. "Do you believe you will get a functioning womb to bring Crystal into the world, using your own frozen navy?"

 

Over on KF they're saying Chris wants to visit places from the Mary Poppins movie in the UK.

Chris liked a claim that men who identify as women may be able to give birth with future medical technology.

So yeah, it's pretty certain CWC wants to impregnate himself with the frozen navy*, thus giving birth to someone with serious genetic and health issues the Basically Promised Crystal.

Spoiler

*(which wouldn't work anyway because the freezer isn't cold enough and it's been who knows how long)

 

chris will be dead and gone before that technology becomes viable.

 

I remember watching this through Youtube, CWCki Club and Discord all at the same time. It was not a pleasant experience having three instances of Chris shouting about Mary Poppins.

 

This begs the question... WHY?!?

 

You are a masochist sir. and I salute you.

 

Thanks @Yawning Sneasel for asking Chris about Hirtes.


BTFO

 

I've updated the OP for those who didn't catch the stream live. Many thanks to @Very Honest Content for his list of events.

Taken from last night's Discord chat when the stream was live.

 

So, what if Chris did steroids too? Combined with the concussions, would he become the greatest technical wrestler in the world then kill his wife and child?

inb4 wrong thread