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10/4/17 - Chris' live Q&A

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Uncle Frank, Oct 4, 2017.

  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    As of posting it was live.

    Highlights include:
    An explaination for #HarassCWCDirectly
    Thoughts on his FUTURE MESSAGE and how it applies to his current life
    A retelling of his school bus adventures
    A desire to go to the UK because of Mary Poppins
    Addressing Mike Hirtes and A-Logging
    Talks about how Sonichu would work as a commercial product

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    This is the face of Q&A.
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    So he's banking on his heartsweet taking him in if barb dies. ... that's not a plan.
     
  3. Yuyuko Saigyouji

    Yuyuko Saigyouji Dreaming Ghost

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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That expression seems to say "thinking too much hurts."
     
  5. Thomas Jerome Newton

    Thomas Jerome Newton That's right the Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous

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    What's with the forehead-cam in the corner there? Did he fuck up a setting?
     
  6. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Okay, I'll say stuff when I'm done actually watching this.
     
  7. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Just as pretentious and deluded as usual
    But i'll give him credit for actually going ahead with this when he could have wussed out

    Well played Chris, you homo
     
  8. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Jessica Quinn waggled the opportunity to get her china in his face in exchange for this round of engagement with his community, I can tell.
     
  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    That's a reasonable theory. It wouldn't be shocking if JQ messaged Chris and made it into "If you do this on KF, it'll make me *very* happy, and I'll make *you* happy in return..."
     
  10. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Okay. So, after watching this, not sure if my migraine is getting worse because of it, or because of something else.
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Alcohol my friend, alcohol.
     
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  12. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    You know what, I think I forgot that part of the video watching. Gotta remember that for next time, I'm not going to school to break my brain trying to listen to this guy...
     
  13. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Didn't realize I made my post in the duplicate of this thread till now. Reposting. But in a nutshell very inline with @Very Honest Content 's theory, I already stand corrected though on the better editing prediction. Looks like no help in the editing department from Jess or Jess+others weening together yet.

    So basically someone buttered-up Chris and coaxed him into this with flattery. Chris didn't just wander in and conceive this idea of weekly planned Q&A sessions with accompanying livestreams with those folks as the target audience.

    That being said the livestreams should be pretty dank regardless and if someone is helping him then at least that ensures some better delivery on this content and some consistency assuming they have enough pull with him like Lipitor did. Hype is real farm.

    Who knows we might even end up with some Fact-Zone-Esche spinning 3D graphics and logos :cwl::cwl::cwl::100::ok:

    Taint Zone!!!
     
  14. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    So I'm rehearsing a play, and they're not doing any of my scenes right now, but I can't turn the volume up on my phone right. Can somebody give the an abridged play-by-play?
     
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  15. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    - #HarassCWCdirectly
    - He regrets the 'stay straight' in his Future Message retroactively and would retcon it if he could like it was a comic scene
    - Retells the basis of the school bus incident that the lumberjack then took up with the school administration and led to his short-busing
    - Would like to go to visit England, bad impersonations abound
    - Was naive a decade ago when he didn't ignore the trolls like he's learned he should now
    - Would have empathy for Mike Hirtes if he could say anything to him
    - Believes in alternate pony and electric hedgehog dimensions that he gets 'memories' from the characters therein to include in the comics
    - An hour of pure enough injection of autism to give you assburgers if you're already not on the spectrum just by watching, caution is recommended regarding exposure, pity the cwcki transcribers that can't help themselves but transcribe this for Christorian posterity. They are the real heroes we need and deserve.

    That's about all the notable stuff I can remember but I had him at 1.5 speed because I'm not killing an hour of my life over Chris unless he's having a heart attack in the McD's line in front of me and then I just want the lulz to continue for us all so I'll bite the bullet in real time.
     
  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I said this elsewhere, but it bares repeating here:
    - When barb dies, he plans to move in with Quinn.
    - Chris was asked about future childen. He responded that he hoped to birth his own children, suggesting he believes he can be made into a 'real' woman that can get pregnant, and that he would use his own navy to do the job.
     
  17. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Wait, I'm sorry, fucking....what?!? How does one become this delusional and is there a drug that replicate it?
     
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  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    He didn't explicitly state that, but it was heavily implied. We know chris would never touch a dick, and he was trying to freeze his navy in tuperware tubs for the future. He also said that he wants to "bare his own child." So... yeah.

    <Internal screaming intensifies. >
     
  19. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I thought he just claimed naivety on what would happen when Snorlax can't get another revive meth crystal to bring her back from her final nap? That's why I didn't bother dash pointing it.
    The children thing wasn't expounded on very much but yeah, he apparently read some article that convinced him he can womb Crystal into existence at some indeterminate point in the future. Good catch, it's always weird to see that kind of magical thinking actually get promoted by someone naive enough to buy it.
     
  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    So, I reiterate, what drug can I take to replicate the effects of this level of insanity?
     
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