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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Trollbuster Cal

    Trollbuster Cal “Waterboarding the Trolls since 2002”

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    Wow, nice Chris Hansen joke, Hirtes.
    I can't wait to hear his high-larious commentary on that writer's strike!
     
    Trollbuster Cal, Sep 20, 2017
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Sep 21, 2017
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  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I read that as Night Shark at first and thought Chris came up with a new pony character
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 21, 2017
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  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    We will burn it as soon as we are done dousing Hirtes in kerosene.
     
    Minimal Effort, Sep 21, 2017
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  5. Beans

    Beans void engineers 4 lyfe

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    But Hirtes, don't you know that a world without shart is a world without art?
     
    Beans, Sep 22, 2017
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  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Or even a world with out h(e)art
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 22, 2017
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  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    This is a complete aside from Hirtes but I'm shocked Chris hasn't mashed the block button like Steve Shives. He claims to hate trolls but he doesn't seem to actually try to get away from us... on twitter at least.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Sep 22, 2017
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  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    From what's been confirmed, Chris pretty much used to just block Hirtes without responding to him, but Hirtes would simply create a new Twitter account to bellow at Chris like a fuck-tard.

    Chris *finally* caved and responded to a few of Hirtes tweets, and I think that's what enabled Hirtes' sperg-train to keep going.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Sep 22, 2017
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  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Accusing stuart.png
     
    QuiltGuilt, Sep 22, 2017
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Chris has blocked him repeatedly before but has recently unblocked a bunch of people giving him more room to sperg.
     
    Janker, Sep 22, 2017
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Man, he's had DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD/Aspergercorn running for a while now
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 22, 2017
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  12. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Hirtes probably thinks its too clever to replace.
     
    Princess Celestia, Sep 22, 2017
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Chill" and "give it a rest" are 2 phrases that Hirtes can't seem to grasp.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Sep 27, 2017
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  14. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    tl;dr

    DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE I LIKE TWEETED WHAT PEOPLE SAID ABOUT CHRIS DECADES AGO
    FUCKING WEENED BRAH CHRIS CAN'T EVER RECOVER FROM THAT SICK BURN.

    Jesus, from now on I'm replacing A log with Hirtes at this point.
     
    Erika, Sep 28, 2017
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  15. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Probably should.
     
    Scalar, Sep 28, 2017
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  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I dunno. "Hirtesing" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "A-Logging".
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 28, 2017
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  17. Beans

    Beans void engineers 4 lyfe

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    Anthony Logato: A-Log
    Hirtes: Another Log
     
    Beans, Sep 28, 2017
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  18. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    HirtHog
     
    Janker, Sep 28, 2017
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  19. Beans

    Beans void engineers 4 lyfe

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    You're really hirting my feelings here.
     
    Beans, Sep 28, 2017
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  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I also noticed a user that signed up on kiwifarms just to comment this:
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    Janker, Oct 4, 2017
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