Twitter 09/12/17 Girlfriend is real

Okay, got back from looking at Jessie's FB account. 90% of all her posts are just selfies of her and people sucking up to how 'pretty' she is. An entirely vapid and self-aggrandizing account with only bland memes and pics of Harley Quinn breaking it up.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008555173838&fref=ufi&pnref=story

 

could be some stuff on private, a lot of Facebooks look like that from the outside never mind all the private messaging.

 

Just looked at the Facebook page. In A Complicated Relationship With Christine Weston Chandler.

 

That's how they've had it listed this entire time.

 

This account does prove that my idea that chris made a fake girlfriend account to taunt the trolls as false. But now I think Jessie's just a white knight trying to 'help' chris by insinuating that she's in a relationship with him, a backward attempt to ward Trolls off of chris. This will not last. If she's really in Virginia chris will be banging on her door begging for china and smothering her with autism.

 

JQ gets a nonzero number of points in my small and dog-eared book for repeatedly dunking on Watermelon. I kind of want her to be able to push Chris in positive directions, but also I know that would be really arduous if not impossible.

 

I assume so, but I only just looked at it and I thought it was amusing.

 

The only direction he can be pushed to is toward a bar of soap.

 

This "Jessica = Lovely Weather" thing has no doubt reinforced that idiotic belief that "cartoons are real in some other dimension" in Chris' cartoon-addled brain.

If the relationship breaks up, I wonder if Chris will retcon Lovely Weather out of Sonichu?

Spoiler

Also I think a megathread is a bad idea. I like a bunch of little threads instead of having to sift through a big one for updates.

 

hope she gets him to drop the tranny bit

 

Hmm maybe that's her endgame. The ultimate troll.

 

okay what are those eyebrows?
seriously?

 

It is possible, but from what I've garnered from her facebook account, she doesn't look like a troll. she looks like a facebook queen who just uses that account to post pictures of herself, not counting PMs and socializing I don't know about. I think she reached down to save a fish from dying and will find out too late its really a fat lamprey. Chris will latch onto her like she's a life preserver and she'll be forced to push chris away, just like every other person who knows chris irl. he's just too toxic and needy.

Would be funny if he started insisting that Jess start taking care of him because 'muh relationship.'

 

She may be doing this to get more people to notice her facebook profile.

 

Using an old, autistic lolcow with a following as caustic as us to bolster her own ego? It's possible. Disgusting, but possible.

 

has anyone thought about maybe Jessica has ulterior motives with Chris? I mean he has a house technically it's not good house but its a house. she might be tempted to marry Chris, clean up the house wait for Barb's death with that sweet sweet insurance money, if there is any all the while siphoning off Chris's tugboat?

that is a possibility we have not considered yet. seems like too much work but at the end she could get a house and a nice chunk of change if barb has good insurance.

 

I'd say more like probable.

 

Given the vast amount of creditors that have been after the Chandler's over the last few years, I somehow doubt Barb's got anything resembling good credit or insurance.

Also, call me crazy, but I feel like the hoard has morphed the Chandler house into something that's.....probably not livable anymore.

 

IRL plans? Does that mean we're getting another Emily-esque date?

...also I don't think there's enough guaranteed content for a megathread