Twitter 09/12/17 Girlfriend is real

Edit: The people have spoken NO NEW MEGATHREAD!! If anything like this is minor I'll personally put it in random.

 

CWC thirst.

 

She looks... A bit on the young side based off that pic.

 

I would've tagged her as at least as old as Chris based on her other pics. She seems to have one of those 'pinched' faces that makes her look older than she probably is, generally.

But she does look younger in this one.

 

She's still got that freaky smile and those freaky eyebrows. Would not bang.

 

So sad that the Sonic Totem won't be there to watch them trib.

 

Those painted on eyebrows remind me of the drag queen Divine from Pink Flamingos. I could see Chris dating someone who eats dog shit off the street.

 

"She and I have plans in the making."

Turning 14 BLC into a meth lab?

 

So which is next? Leaked emails or date audio? I can't remember how this usually goes.

 

Breaking Barb

 

I AM THE ONE WHO ZAPS TO THE EXTREME

 

Age 18-dead. Flexible on 18 being the minimum.

 

No offense to anyone who has one, but those metal pin things people stick in their faces always freak me out just a little bit.

 

Chris is kinda like the real life shock drag queen. Only pretending to be a woman and does disgusting acts. He's on film drinking his own jizz, putting a medallion up his ass and fucking various inanimate objects. Probably would've been better off eating dog shit.

 

He's just a spergy Divine, then...

 

Divine could actually pass sometimes as a woman, albeit incredibly unattractive. Hell she fooled Archie Bunker

 

For fuck's sake, megathreads are why I left the Farms. It's awesome having one comment get lost in 90+ pages to the point to where no more discussion happens.

The fact that you've seen that movie says more about you than Chris.

 

Agreed Jessica could be a whole saga and we never bundled Doopie stuff even during Girlfriend Day fallout when we were making a new thread every hour. Jessica may be a major development, but in Chris content its been like a two and Doopie was an eleven.

 

Hey, Pink Flamingo is one of the biggest cult movies of the seventies, along with Rocky Horror and Eraserhead. On that note, the dog poop scene wasn't anywhere close to how bad that movie got.

Back on topic, being real doesn't exactly remove the possibility that Quinn is a troll. It does mean that the trolls are probably putting in a bit too much effort to troll Chris. I think that Chris is an impulsive guy, and the quicker you can get him to act on his impulses the better content you'll get out of him. I mean, the Catherine saga seemed carefully planned and pretty slow-paced, and what did we get from that? Whereas some of his best trolls have basically said "Make your decision on whether or not to do this stupid thing quickly Chris, or else you won't get any china!"

It's more fun to see something like the Doopie saga rather than another troll infiltrating his life to get more information to share with the Kiwis and post on the Cwcki.