Chris and Fashion

I'm starting a thread for people who want to post or discuss fashion art on the CWCki.

Does anyone have a clever name for this skirt ?

 

Sorry to use the cliche but Chris is the prototypical fashion victim. That same wrinkled, dirty skirt with those ill-fitting tops. That big gut, moobs, flabby arms and skinny legs should convince him to wear baggy clothes. Then again he's a fake woman and in his mind bra, skin tight tank top, long hair and skirt equals woman.

 

The musical tote (bag)?

 

The Madman Mini.

The Sadsack Sarong

The Cursed Culotte of Chandler

Barb's Regret.

or if you're being matter of fact - a nasty yellowed piece of shit skirt meant for twelve year old girls, clinging to the undergut of a deluded redneck with dried jizz and baling wire.

 

A lot of people think this one of the most inconsequential aspects of Chris-chan, but your post hit's the nail on the head. This train-wreck of fashion sense immediately reveals so much about his psyche. Even the average passerbyer instantly knows something about Chris-chan just from a glance. That's why I think it's important to categorize this shit.

 

I miss the clown shirts (says everyone)

 

Pillow/sheet skirt. That material is too thin and see through to be meant for a skirt. I imagine times are so tough at 14 Branchland Court he had mommy make him something from some spare bedding. He's like a modern day Scarlett O'Hara.

" I'm going ta YouTube for that three hundred dollars, and I've got ta go lookin' like a queen!"

 

Seaweed green hair, tuna net style clothes, body that looks like a drowning victim... "The Sea Hag".

 

Any one of these would be great: The Sadsack Sarong, The Sour Note, The Musical Tote.

Any more suggestions?

 

How about the DJ? Its a direct copy of a DJ character's skirt from the MLP spin off.

 

The picture makes me feel someone was going all Jane Goodall on Chris.

"Here we see Fat Eyes, a sad, pathetic male, so beaten down by rejection he has taken on the habits of a female, in a desperate but futile effort to mate. Sadly, he will likely never pass on his genes to the next generation."

 

Is it really that sad?

 

How about Mini-midi? I like associating it with something equally as terrible.

 

The Record Scratch

(I also think that is the noise people make in their mind when they see chris in that outfit too)

 

I just find it amazing that almost everywhere Chris goes, there are enough people out there who are in the right place at the right time and are aware of him to recognize him enough to take a pic and post it lol. (I know, I'm guilty of that too)

 

You've managed to take a picture of him before?

 

Yes, back in September of 2013 after I stopped for lunch at a McD's in Charlottesville while coming back from Georgia. Chris happened to be there and I snapped a pic of him.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2013
It happened on the 22nd

 

I don't think I'd take pictures, just would feel too creepy. I'd definitely gawk like a mf'er though. I mean the guy is a living train wreck.

 

Nice. Yeah, not sure what I'd do. Probably just pretend I don't see him, since I can't see myself being in his neck of the woods without my family also being there. And because my family has no idea he exists, I'd probably be disowned for doing something weird like that. (JK, but still, not gonna...)

 

The Sea Cow

Back when he wanted to prove how straight and masculine he was, he overcompensated too. He had the Sailor Moon poster of fail, kept going on and on about how he wanted a girlfriend and hanky panky, and other weird things. Now he's overcompensating by wearing a skirt all the time and having nasty, long hair.