8/2/17 - #HarassCWCdirectly (apparently Chris thinks it is 07/07/17, as well)

well the third eye is said to be in the center of the forehead according to mythology/ pop culture https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_eye

 

Right. I mean, I already knew about that. I just didn't know that Chris can remove his eye and wear it on other parts of his body. Because that's what it sounds like.

 

I was thinking it was just the choice of words

 

I checked out the #harassCWCdirectly hashtag on twitter and amazingly only a couple people have taken him up on the offer.

 

I almost feel like making a twitter account just to make posts with this #tag.

 

I know, I'm just trying to give him a hard time...

 

Holy crap this just got like 500 times more hilarious. The new avatar with the third eye lmao.

 

You know something? I think this new avatar of his is supposed to be intimidating. To which I say, I've seen it before:

 

This vid reminds me of the old chris of yesteryear. Behind all that seaweed hair and little girl clothing, the tard rage manchild we all knew still shows it's ugly mug when the going gets rough

 

Is it just me or does it look like chris tried to paint a bullseye on his comic avatar to have the trolls take a shot at him and once again screwed up a drawing?

 

Is it me or is Chris Chan obsessing over the 3rd eye concept? His avatar has a third eye, he uses it as symbols, Mega Magi-Chan has one. I'm surprised that Night Star doesn't have a third eye cutie mark.

 

Give it time.

 

Chris wants psychic or mystical powers because his real life is shit.

 

He wants mind reading and possibly mind control powers, the former so he can get a clear picture of how to woo any woman and the latter to force others to behave how he thinks they're supposed to.

 

Hmm misunderstood person with incredible physic powers offering himself to be sacrificed to protect the innocent. Yep Christian certainly doesn't have a god complex

Hell he even has symbol for what I assume he wants us to call Christineanity.

 

As for the third eye and why it's only popped up in his lexicon recently? It's clear MLP has been influencing his "creative process" and he's trying to work it in somehow. Given that he's suddenly begun talking about his preexisting psychic powers as "magic", my guess is that it's what he'd consider a human analogue for a magic horn.

 

He does have a unicorn horn appear during his transformation sequence.

 

The best part about the psychic eye thing, aside from what it would actually take for him to get one (pretending it exists for now), he's probably going to be less than creative in its usage, so he won't actually get any better at life. Plus, he'd still be behind the curve, since some of us have four eyes, not three.

 

Omg I didn't get to watch the video until now cause I was at work.

FUCKING OG CHRIS IS BACK!

 

Chris thinking he's a woman who is a Sailor Neptune look-alike reminds me of that one scene from Duffless in The Simpsons.

And him demanding that people address CWC using female pronouns certainly won't go the same way his insistence that Sonic isn't dead did.

CWC's autism is so severe he likely sees the ability neurotypical people have at reading eachother like some kind of mind reading.

Also it's good CWC doesn't have psychic powers. Remember that "PRAISE MY CREATIVITY" story that aped some movie?