Twitter 7/26 - Chris mad at Trump over ban on trangenders in military

As long as they don't complain about the latrines, I'm fine with that.

 

I don't think we need to debate the issue here, as this is for poking and laughing at Chris.

I don't see why he cares about this, but it's easy to see why he posted, it's virtue signaling. Also true and rightful, pres HC, fought against allowing gays in the mil. It's funny how fast they forget.

Chris was undraftable for a half dozen reasons, I doubt this is the only reason we don't have Solid Sonichu as a Marine.

 

I also like how he says that Scrooge McDuck is richer than Trump because his family loves him. Besides the whole comparison to a cartoon character, its funny that he assumes Trump's family doesn't love him. I'm pretty sure they're the only people close to Trump who see him as more than a meal ticket.
Edit: Sorry got a little political there

 

I'll get a little political/newsey with you its OK.
Trump has people who care about him, why is Jared pulling this "I'm retarded," defense instead of rolling over his father-in-law for sweet sweet immunity? Because maybe Jared cares about his father-in-law enough to not see him get tried for ummmm some, light, treason. Or he cares about his wife caring about her father.
But Chris is so autistic that he can't possibly conceive that Trump is a person with people who actually like, love and care about him because he's not an evil cartoon villian because that's not how real people are.

 

Fun fact, Tara Strong is just as bad as Chris here.

SHES A FUCKING LEAF.

 

Empathy is something that's beyond chris, he shouts about how we need to love each other but we can't disagree with him or we're haters and trolls. Nuance is lost on him because he's too dull-witted and lazy to learn or look into things beyond a google search for a definition to a word. Growth is something he will never know unless its forced on him. I shudder to think of what it will be like when chris finally has nobody to run to, no apron to hide under when things go tits up. He'll only have the meaningless hugs and kisses of internet white knights and short lived pity money. Chris thinks he's stressed when the trolls do something, or Trump tweets something? Oh boy. That's going to be an interesting time to watch him.

Then, and only then, will I pity chris enough to have sympathy for him.

 

Chris is the last person that should be talking about cheapness...

YamchasOnlyFan is right on the money. Paying for these kinds of hormones and such for somebody serving in a war zone is a waste of money that should go to practical things that will actually help win the war. Chris is just a mentally challenged child who only cares about own his feelings and not those of common sense.

 

It's not just cost, it's safety. My friend was part of the push in 03. He is and was in shape a 13b. (aka I should fix a gun but now I'm forced to infantry)
awful spot to be. He got in with ADD. He didn't see meds for a month. He was pushed out of manning a gun, fighting like a grunt and ignoring medical issues.

War sucks, and trannies who won't fight chimp they don't have to.

I don't want to side track laughing at Chris, but lets step back. America gets invaded by X evil group... do you want you, me or Chris with a rifle to defend DC?? If you chose Chris.....

 

Well, I'm of the camp who think boot camp would do chris some good. I'm genuinely curious what a good drill sergeant could make out of that 270 pounds sack of mashed potatoes in a My Little Pony shirt. I'm not expecting him to turn into a modern day GI Joe, but the military machine could mold chris into something approximating a soldier, and dare I say, a human being.

 

I'm sure Matthew Devoria would be shedding a tear of pride in the wake of this.

 

You remember when Montell Williams used to send out of control kids to boot camp on his show? Too bad Bob didn't have the sense to try one of those for Chris when he was 19 or so. Might've shaped him into a functional adult.

 

I legit used to think those episodes dealing with "OMG, out of control kids!" were all staged. I dunno, it just seemed a bit *too* well worked out. Maybe it's just me, but with the way some of those kids would act on camera, you'd think that the boot camp would end, and a few of them would still be like "lol, nah, I'm still a uncontrollable brat, but nice try...."

 

Probably, they'd never let the show end without all the teens "cured" of their awfulness. Still I think it could've helped Chris, at least to the point of not being a lazy dimwit and being somewhat productive.

 

Well, we're talking about a guy who hid under his bed covers, cuddling with stuffed animals and (supposedly) shitting his pants when he thought Clyde Cash, a made up persona used by several trolls, was coming to his house to beat him up, I can't even imagine how he'd react to an actual living, breathing drill sarge screaming in his face.

 

Chris thinks he's a lesbian now so it only makes sense to him that his trolls are all homophobic gay men.

Tara Strong, from what I hear, has a serious hateboner for bullying. This isn't bad by itself, but her main advice for bullying victims is "DONT BACK DOWN FIGHT BACK" which coincidentally is the very reason Chris destroyed his own social life in 2007-2008.

And mark my words, Trump will probably show up in Sonichu 12 before the end.

 

I expect to see some sort of "clever" parody character (Pmurt?) rather than Trump himself. I think Chris learned that he can't just go saying he wants the president dead. He tends to get dreaded criticism when he does.

 

No, it's going to be Trump, who will be referred to as President despite the story taking place in 2009.

Instead of sending in ICE or just severing CWCville's funding, he will attempt to manually remove all illegals from CWCville by sending in the Secret Service.

 

Chris would likely have a similar reaction if Trump said that transgenders can't get jobs.

 

Most troons don't, so...

 

now if Trump took away tugboat from trans people he would go ballistic.