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So chris is inventing life achievements to compensate for literally accomplished nothing. Tism is a powerful drug guys... just say no.

 

Why do I get the feeling that Chris genuinely thinks he's in for a trophy when he completes his transition to Pristine Christine? Considering how he strays further from reality with every new day...

 

if he does that, I'll start a gofundme to send a "you tried"trophy to him

 

Obligatory reminder that while Chris might have autism, that's not why he is the way he is.
See: Those autism forums designed for nothing but power-leveling where they don't want to talk about Chris because he gives them a bad name; group of people who is portrayed in pop-culture as either dicks with Sherlock Holmes-esque perception or needing water wings in the shower.

 

Chris gives a lot of people a bad name: autistics, white men, transgender people, Virginans, virgins, the unemployed, people on the honor roll...dare I say even bronies?

 

Humans, carbon-based life forms, three dimensional entities that exist within our universe...the list goes on...

 

Yeah, Chris even gives love a bad name.

 

People who solicit prostitutes, prostitutes, people who upload to youtube, artists, the American educational system, the Social Security Administration...

 

Well technically Carlos Chantor has never been paid for sex, so prostitutes are good on this one. And he's only an artist in the broadest of terms.

 

He gives us talentless "artists" a bad name

 

Looks like Chris is running low on money again.


Either he's clumsily trying to take advantage of that person's generosity or his social filter is just that broken. Funny that this is a few days after Doopie revealed that he's been throwing money at her.

 

He needs to commish new stuff from Doopie if he's ever going to get that china.

 

I mean, I don't believe he can muster up enough money to accomplish *that*, but if you want to stay optimistic for our mutual friend, then by all means continue to do so. (Sorry for ruining the joke, I'm just about to fall aslop.)

 

Meh. its all good.

 

>chris
>helping others

mm yeah

 

You sound like you don't actually believe our lord and savior to be honest and true, brother.

 

Chris explains why he doesn't reply to fan mail.



Also, he says Sonichu books will be shipped out this week.

 

Translation: I want someone to read and write emails for me because it cuts into my vidya game time.

 

I'd be willing to relieve him of the burden of playing the video games, and for a nominal fee.

 

Perfect reversal!