Sonichu 11. 78-91

Spoiler

 

Spoiler: Continued

He mentioned on Patreon that he posted page 91 early.

 

Even for a comic notorious for text walls, this issue is working overtime.

 

I didn't expect a Maradonia crossover.

 

What the fuck ?

 

"Do I know you from somewhere?"

"You oughta, Sonic. Young winner of that Kay-be toy shopping spree in Virginia of 1994."

Never change, Chris.

 

You can feel Chris' seething resentment towards Waterman seeping out of every page that references both him and Banasaurus.

 

.........I......

........um.......

......so this was a thing......

 

This is so convoluted and cringey I can't bring myself to actually read this autistic mess of a "comic". Maybe if it wasn't a wall of text...has this guy ever read an actual comic book? You'd think he'd try to copy the pacing along with everything else, 80 friggin pages of nonsense...the one part I did find funny was some guy getting the crap kicked out of him and his attacker telling him to "love". The usual hypocrisy so common among people like Chris these days.

 

Endless text-vomit on paper. Barely a background, and dialogue that thinly seeks to stroke his own ego. The part with the jerkops hating gayness makes me wish 2007 chris could see this. Hell, I wish someone would splice old chris saying how much he hates gays with his new 'love not hate' BS.

 

What the fuck IS this? Panels are even more numbered than they used to be, and chris is making it look like hes always wanted to fuck sonic and HOW the fuck can sonic and sonichu exist in the same universe when they are literally the same person?

AUTISM

 

I know this is beating a dead horse, but:

Most of these panels are wordy as fuck. And the way Chris structures them, you never know who's responding to what.

 

I know I shouldn't feel sorry for anyone who gives Chris money, but I do feel bad that the $20 doners get this as their first physical book of the month.

 

...did you read the comic? Like, at all?

Sonichu's a random Pikachu that Sonic mutated by accident.

 

35 years and winning a sweepstakes by watching a cartoon is the biggest accomplishment of Chris' life.

 

Chris replied to tweets about the pages.