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Sonichu 11. 78-91

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jun 26, 2017.

  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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  2. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    At times I wish that Chris had self awareness. I don't think it's news to anyone about Mary Suing (hell did self insert literally before) but the "bad guys" seem to match up to Chris a lot more.
     
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  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    She only panders incessantly to her fat, weirdo fans, she doesn't interact with them socially.
     
  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I get the feeling that Waterbottle will regard his moment of influence over the comic as some great achievement that he'll brag about if he has the chance. Maybe he thinks he's now one step closer to fucking Gloria Tesch or something. I'm sure Kengle is jealous.

    Also I get the feeling that this will be Watercress' biggest moment. After this he'll go back to being a dull nonentity.
     
  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I wonder how furiously Waterman masturbated after getting his Kiwi farms avatar in the comics.
     
  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    We're talking "used the whole Jergens bottle" furious....
     
  7. Birdoj

    Birdoj bird but in esperanto

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    So it's really fucking rude to just go telling people that someone is trans, even if it's your kid. Also why????? would you tell someone about your kids breasts growing in jfc.
    Fucking chris.
     
  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    They need to know about da lesbian soul for tribbing purposes
     
  9. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    Funny thing is, Chris got his start as a lolcow specifically BECAUSE he tried to "stand up" to ED. He could have just kept his nose down and waited for the page to fizzle due to a lack of content, but his ego couldn't handle it.
     
  10. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Exactly. Had Chris not made his infamous "rebuttal videos", trolls would have probably tired of making fun of him after a few weeks and only limited material to work on, and would have moved on to the next weirdo of the week on the Internet.
     
  11. Trollbuster Cal

    Trollbuster Cal “Waterboarding the Trolls since 2002”

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    CWC's eye for dialogue is better than ever! Sonichu Dialogue.png
     
  12. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Exactly what I was talking about before. The word bubbles are a big, jumbled mess, and it's hard to really see who's talking to who about what.
     
  13. Trollbuster Cal

    Trollbuster Cal “Waterboarding the Trolls since 2002”

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    Marvel, Dark Horse, and Archie really missed out on CWC's ever-expanding talent.
     
  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Fuck it, I'm telling you, if Jughead talked to Veronica with that much garbled nonsense, it would make it that much better.
     
  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    The only reason he likes Tara is because of my little pony. And its surprising he still likes her because she called him out as the pathetic little man he is.
     
  16. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I know, because she only sounds as stupid as she looks as opposed to actually being that stupid.

    But yet he still holds a grudge over the Asperpedia Four a decade later because none of them have their own helping of china to deny him. It's almost like he's some kind of sex crazed beast who is tired of spooning with only his mother as he approaches 40-year-old-cultural-virgin levels of wizardry.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris' ego and autism make it nigh impossible for him to not TL;DR -- even in comics. Or admit that Sonichu is just a Sonic recolor.

    And when you combine his autism and ego with his misandry, it's no wonder he adamantly refuses to identify as a dang dirty MALE.
     
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  18. JimmyCox

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    I think the amazing part of all this is that he made a timeline for when he was going to complete his obligations and stuck to it.
     

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  19. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    It was Waterman's plot, though. I don't blame Chris for wanting to wrap that up as quickly as possible.
     
  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Not only is the dialogue meandering and laid out poorly on the page, it's even more confusing because every character speaks in the same manner. Which I suppose is mostly Chris's own social awkwardness, he doesn't really grasp how people interact...aside from himself and his mommy.
     
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