Meta What If?

Funny you should mention that. The Kacey calls revealed that Chris likes Monopoly.

 

What if Chris became a substitute teacher at Manchester High?

 

Likely outcome: leer at the female students, get stressed, shit himself, and do nothing.

 

What Toroidal said. Either that, or he'd get into some kind of verbal confrontation with one of the "DAMN MALE" students for some perceived slight against him, get stressed, shit himself, and get fired.

 

(Un)Welcome Back Chandler

 

What if Chris decided he was open to dating other autistic transbians? Think he could find love or would his internet history be too much of a roadblock?

 

I assume the latter if his lover looked into it

 

What if chris decides the necklace he shelled out $400 for would look better if it were dangling between his moobs?

 

Remember 'window into hell'? Remember 'Asperger's steals the limelight from TRUE autistics?'
The latter.

 

Well I'm thinking if he disowned those statements. It just seems like his best option is to do what minor lolcow Jordan Davis did and hook up with a fellow autistic transbian. I know he probably wouldn't since he's said he won't date autistics or other trans women but it feels like it would be his best hope for a companion. It's totally dumb but I want Christine to find true love someday!

 

I also want him to find true love but that ship's kinda sailed. And it can't really be true love when it's founded on lying about the very basic nature of what you are, which transsexuality is by definition.

 

Or renting true love by the hour.

 

What if Chris and ADF met up?

 

ADF might try to kill Chris out of a-loggery, Chris would probably have entirely forgotten about Jack Thaddeus and his "secret identity" (I.E., a troll claiming to be ADF entirely with the motivation of sparking off this rivalry).

 

What if Chris actually got off his butt, got a job, and went back to school?

 

He would only be happy if it was Manchester High, and Tiffany and the gal-pals were all there too.

 

What if Chris stole teeth from children and tried to get the money he needs for his bills from the Tooth Fairy?

 

"The Tooth Fairy doesn't need your help stealing teeth Christine."

 

What if Christine was arrested for death threats against the President?

 

Either the same thing plays out before where he got bailed out or the authorities put him in some sort of care home or something when they realize just how unhinged he is.