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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Or at least try to instill "tomgirl" values in him.

    Or more likely just leave the child-rearing to Barb and Barb 2.0, defecate, and do nothing.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Mar 14, 2017
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  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if life went Chris' way (i.e the Love Quest actually working, people unironically enjoying Sonichu, actually getting a game deal from Nintendo and Sega, Christian Love Day actually being a real holiday, etc)?
     
    Uncle Frank, Mar 15, 2017
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  3. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    What if Chris took to GoAnimate to make his own true and honest Sonichu cartoon?
     
    Another Fellow, Mar 15, 2017
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  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if chris was drafted?
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 15, 2017
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  5. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Hollywood made another movie about Jesus and cast Chris as the son of god himself?
     
    Sakura97, Mar 15, 2017
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  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Then the second comming would be upon us and the religous fundamintalists would be leading the charge.
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 15, 2017
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  7. Red Light Abnormality

    Red Light Abnormality Active Member

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    What if Chris was hot? You'd bang him, wouldn't you. ;)
     
    Red Light Abnormality, Mar 15, 2017
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  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    If chris was hot then the unpleasant greasy aroma plus his whining to everyone about how unfair it was that nobody would buy him a fan would end up creating yet another saga.
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 15, 2017
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  9. Luna

    Luna Well-Known Member

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    DIRTY CRAPPED FATIGUES
     
    Luna, Mar 15, 2017
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  10. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    What if Chris Sonchu mobile breaks fail because of neglect as he's driving to another LGBTQ event at UVA?
     
    JOHANnessburg, Mar 15, 2017
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  11. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Donald Trump promised to make Sonic's arms tan again?
     
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  12. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine) hosted Saturday Night Live? What if (s)he was an SNL cast member or writer?
     
    Norman Krasner, Mar 15, 2017
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  13. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris(tine) had a 900 number? all the big celebs had them during the 80s and early 90s
     
    Norman Krasner, Mar 15, 2017
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  14. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if someone designed a Chris(tine) themed slot machine? what if Chris(tine) designed a Sonichu themed slot machine?
     
    Norman Krasner, Mar 15, 2017
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  15. Norman Krasner

    Norman Krasner Well-Known Member

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    what if Chris(tine gained control of a company (s)he's familiar with like Sega or Lego through a hostile takeover and appointed himself CEO of it?
     
    Norman Krasner, Mar 16, 2017
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  16. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    No, he'd name him Reginald and amend the prophesy to say Reginald was first born, then go back to trying to get Crystal conceived.
     
    Mouseberger, Mar 16, 2017
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    So more of chris wasting money on useless outdated crap.
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 16, 2017
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  18. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    This would be a place to praise chris and his cartoon

    But he would still be "naıve" and trolls will chase him, but having a defense by part of his fanbase
     
    Stardust, Mar 16, 2017
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  19. Sakura97

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    What if Aliens invaded earth, and Chris was humanity's last hope?
     
    Sakura97, Mar 17, 2017
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What are you talking about, chris is the vanguard of an alien invasion. One that has succumbed to natve earth diseases and has become "mostly harmless".
     
    Minimal Effort, Mar 17, 2017
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