Twitter 3/7 - Chris rants about Cole

Why does he feel the need to keep tagging Tara and Danny after he goes off on a tangent about Cole?

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LOL that guy doesn't look anything like Cole.

Yes, Cole is 50 years old and knows what kind of person Barb is, which is why he wants nothing to do with her.
So Cole has hip problems - so do a lot of people in their 50s.
Also LOL at him demanding that someone else should apologize when he never sincerely apologizes.

 

Obligatory reminder that Tara-senpai HAS noticed Chris and expressed her desire that he stay outside a 500 meter radius of her at all times.

 

Yeah, over a decade of childhood abuse from his mother and all the lies about his father(s) are just a "chip".

 

Wonder if he'll mistake any bald bespectacled man as his half brother and accidentally invite the wrong guy to his house.

 

Well, he did have to memorize his face in high school, no surprise he mistakes any bald guy with glasses as Cole.
He said a gal pal in high school looked like Britney Spears when the only similarity was that she was blonde.

 

So much cwcism in those short few posts. Chris is still trying to get a My Little Pony voice actress to notice, forgot about that callout awhile back, and turns a remark on resemblence (which is according to CWC's autistic face blindness) into a string of whining about himself to Cole.

 

Trying to drag 2 innocent people into your drama in the vain hopes they'll support you in shaming your brother... chris you fucking failboat. Get a life. This will never, ever do anything but push Cole away. You're the one who's going to have to support your mother. You. The first time you've ever had any damned responsibility beyond 'you want fries with that?'

At this rate, if I was in an accident and needed organ transplants and the only ones on hand were chris's I'd yank my own chord without another word.

 

@catparty

 

Can't get shat on for wasting money if you try to guilt trip your brother to take care of your ailing mother.

 

I love this kind of saltiness from Chris. Cole escaped and Chris is TRAPPED.

 

Why is he complaining to Tara Strong about the brother he hasnt seen (and wouldnt recognize) in 17 years?

 

With his perception of reality being what it is, I have to wonder if hes trying to get Twilight Sparkle to help with his "friendship crisis."

 

Wow, I thought barb was way older than 75. Also, I didn't realize there was such an age gap between Cole and Chris.

 

Cole has to get over, to this very day, being lied to by his own mother regarding the identity of his father. Coley, some things you have to just shrug off. It's not like they painted Sonic's arms blue...

 

Tara literally has nothing to do with this yet Chris ropes her in because he commented on a couple of her tweets. That's how desperate he is now. You could literally make eye contact with Chris for a split second and he'll think you're his soulmate. Fucking hell.