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Ideas that Desperate Companies can Dredge for Attempted Cash Grabs

Discussion in 'Films' started by Adamska, Jan 28, 2017.

  1. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    So considering that movie companies are pathetic and desperate enough for name recognition to create movies like the Emoji Movie and Angry Birds, let's figure out what other series they haven't yet cynically looted like some type of tomb that serves as the town's landfill.

    If they then make said concept, then we can maybe even sue them for copyright because that's how that works right?

    I for one expect a professionally done Minecraft movie thanks to the laziness of ideas that exists... Or they do Undertale because why not, it's indie and popular online. Also obligatory biopic on CWC.
     
  2. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

    The Kiwifarms Movie
    The Sims Movie
    Vinesauce: The Movie
    Brendanielreads: The movie
    Pokemon Go: The Movie
    Clash of Clans: The Movie
    The Movie Movie
     
  3. Damocles

    Damocles Active Member

    They already did two movies on food products, Food Fight and Sausage Party.

    I've got it, iPhone the movie.

    We already have that.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Kari Kamiya

    Kari Kamiya Onii-chan Complex

    I'm surprised a Battletoads movie hasn't been considered, probably because the original TV pilot failed anyway. In the same(?) vein, Bubsy's gained cult status, and the character alone is enough for some desperate company to attempt to make a movie around.

    But out of morbid curiosity, I want to see someone try to come up with a movie-length origin story for the Keebler elves:
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    Is it horrible that I could easily see a Sims Movie and maybe a Battletoads one too? I'm only reluctant on vidya movies because they tend to perform like shit in theaters. The Iphone movie would probably be some dumb idea like that slasher movie that involves skype.

    And speaking of obvious and horrid ideas, an LP movie, since they made a few TV episodes about them now too.
     
  6. Damocles

    Damocles Active Member

    The Minecraft one is more realistic since it's a million dollar franchise and is owned by Microsoft. If an Undertale movie ever came out, it would only happen two decades from now, because that's how the nostalgia clock works. It's popular but not Angry Birds popular.

    A Sims movie has potential to be deep and philosophical, like the Truman Show. There are actual scientific theories that we might be living in a simulation ourselves. Naturally, they'd Adam Sandler it up as much as possible.

    No, even worse, a reality TV show about an LPer. That would be the worst of both worlds, unless that's what you meant when you said they had a TV show dedicated to it.
     
  7. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

    I'd actually watch a Sims movie if the story were this.
     
  8. Member 72

    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

    More Transfomers Sequel Movies
    Dozens of Emoji Movie Sequels
    Legend27 The Movie
    And a political movie because why not
     
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  9. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    Elefun the Elephant movie now that I'm thinking about it. Monopoly the movie. You name it, the desperate and lazy corporate fucks will make it.
     
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  10. The Three Snakes

    The Three Snakes Aroused.

    My avatar is from a movie that has the best battle toads.
    [​IMG]
     
  11. CWCki Jeff

    CWCki Jeff ★★★

    I can see some obscure comic book character getting a movie soon
     
  12. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    Oh yeah, definitely going to see a shit ton of Marvel and maybe, just maybe DC hero films. If we're super lucky/unlucky, we may even see some IDW or Dark Horse love again.
     
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  13. CWCki Jeff

    CWCki Jeff ★★★

    I want Stardust the Super Wizard to have a movie because it would probably be the most jarring superhero movie ever made
     
  14. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

    if Nintendo weren't watching their properties like a hawk, i'd expect a legend of Zelda or Metroid movie.
    Of course it'd suck though.
     
  15. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

    I kind of want Captain Battle, if only because he's old Golden Age and has the worst fucking weapon ever:
    [​IMG]
    But then I remembered some sad bastard did this already.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    The Checkers Movie

    A Tic Tac Toe Story

    Remember that Mario movie from the 80s?
     
  17. [WTX]Coolguy_Tran

    [WTX]Coolguy_Tran Extreme Ween!

    Battleship the Movie

    ... Oh son of a bi-
     
  18. Adderall Zombie

    Adderall Zombie Well-Known Member

    I'm fully expecting to see a ROBLOX movie sometime in the next five years, and if I don't there's going to be a serious problem!
     
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  19. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

  20. CWCki Jeff

    CWCki Jeff ★★★

    I'm holding out for a TRUE and HONEST adaptation of Asperchu