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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Odds of Chris still believing in "Santa Clause" are about 100%.

    Especially with the belief in the "dimensional merge".
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 8, 2021
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  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend in 2004, 2005, and 2006
    he gave up on Santa 15 years ago, at age 24
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Nov 8, 2021
    #282
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    But he was a lot better off then.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 8, 2021
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  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    I'm too lazy to look- I mean, at work right now. Did we get any interesting new letters this week?
     
    Cyan, Nov 10, 2021
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  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Chris has been in the Jail of Fail for 100 days now
    his case will probably take a full year to resolve, so he might be in jail for another 200 days or more
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Nov 11, 2021
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    There's this page: Jail letters - CWCki
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 11, 2021
    #286
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  7. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

    One can only wonder how Chris has been holding out after the last letter.
     
    c-no, Nov 11, 2021
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  8. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

     
    king koi, Nov 11, 2021
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    The "hero" Chris is "holding out for" is the "dimensional merge" happening.

    Surprising he hasn't yet given up hope in it like he did in "Santa Clause" back when he didn't get a "heartsweet".

    (then again "Classic Chris" was mentally healthier than "Jail of Fail Chris")
     
    Last edited: Nov 12, 2021
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 12, 2021
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  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    So like, was the guitar hero controller not even plugged in?
     
    Cyan, Nov 12, 2021
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  11. Kindred

    Kindred Your sins always comeback!

    They say prison changes a man. Only time will tell if it changes Chris.
     
    Kindred, Nov 12, 2021
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    wat :confused:

    (also new letter from the jail of fail)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 14, 2021
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    As many changes as chris has been through, I think it is a safe bet it will.

    How it will change chris... (grabs the popcorn)
     
    Minimal Effort, Nov 17, 2021
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Tomorrow is likely yet another continuance.

    quite the routine with CWC
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 17, 2021
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  15. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    Oh shit is that tomorrow? I can't go I have a music lesson. :crash:
     
    Cyan, Nov 17, 2021
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  16. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

    Same, I'm busy doing literally anything else.
     
    Anya, Nov 17, 2021
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  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    I’m too busy watching anime and pleasuring myself to watch the proceedings.
     
    Skeletor, Nov 18, 2021
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  18. Celeron

    Celeron Member

    I think he’s never had a court session that hasn’t gotten continued.

    The merge has already happened (according to Chris) we’re just waiting for the collective shift to happen and then the Sonichus and Rosechus will be real! Trust him it’ll happen eventually.

    MOD EDIT: Merged posts.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 19, 2021
    Celeron, Nov 18, 2021
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  19. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    Continuance for next year, Chris spends the holidays in jail.
     
    Skeletor, Nov 18, 2021
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  20. Celeron

    Celeron Member

    Just saw a Reddit post about another continuance. I am very dissatisfied.
     
    Celeron, Nov 18, 2021
    #300
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