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Chris Reads "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness"

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Jul 13, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I didn't get very far into the first video before my eyes started bleeding out of pure boredom. There may be gold in here somewhere, but I'm not digging for it.

    If there is something good in here, though, please leave a comment so that those of us who lack your near-divine patience can see it.

    Videos:
    Chapter One

    Chapter Two

    Chapter Three

    Chapter Four
     
  2. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    I'm not gonna delve into listening right now but
    that intro
    makes me wanna get a PS4
    that fucking music, too
     
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  3. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    Chapter 1 and 2 were boring because he had very little enthusiasm to read the story. 3 and 4, when he was more relaxed and invested in the story was where we got some rare moments of fun. In one video (I can't remember which) he starts singing about Rum and Coke for some reason, which I thought was kind of funny, and also one of the few times where he comes across as closer to the adorable side of low-functioning autistic over the creepier side. It's a very short section, but I would recommend watching it.

    The voices were also kind of funny in a way. I actually got a bit of a grandma feeling from his readings. To me, these readings felt like a glimpse into the life of Chris that is rarely seen, and even more rarely seen as the result of a trolling attempt. An eccentric man, completely relaxed and reading a story that he has no interest in at first, then gradually gets more invested in the story and more animated and relaxed as a result. The reason why I liked the Rum and Coke song as much as I do, and why I like telling people about it, is because it's a simple genuinely random display of happiness by a very depressed man. For a few seconds he was happy and singing a childish song, and it was kind of nice.
     
  4. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

    Here Stinky, read this:

     
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    I think this series is more interesting for the fallout it caused between Waterman and Chris than the actual content. Its fun to imagine Waterman freaking out at potentially losing his only claim to fame.
     
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  6. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Chris made that video where he said that the story was stupid and that he hated William for getting him to read it. That was kind of a cool twist to the brief saga.
     
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