Meta What If?

what if Chris(tine) went back to school to repeat every grade, like Billy Madison?

 

what if Chris(tine) got a job at MHS? (s)he's not qualified for a teaching job but maybe as a janitor, substitute teacher, or teacher's assistant if (s)he had the work ethic

 

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She'd maybe lose some weight, definitely flip out over her gender identity not being respected, and probably fail due to a lack of work ethic and self-control.

 

What if chris travels to chile?

 

He'd freak out that not almost everyone is white and McDonalds isn't at every corner, presumably.
Then, when he's banned from going there ever again, Trump will go to war with Chile, using that as an excuse

 

What if Chris had a best friend? I don't mean someone that Bob and Barb hired to hang out with Chris, or an imaginary friend like Sonichu, I mean a real person who stays by Chris's side even throughout his darkest moments like the Game Place and Blarms incidents.

 

Chris would eventually drive them away somehow, no matter how devoted they are to him.

 

He did have a best friend, Patti. The only creature that loved chris.

 

What if Chris didn't get stressed by the trolls and so didn't stop making Sonichu? Would he still be in debt hell if he actually kept his promises in what applies to his 'intelectual property'?

 

Well it's been established time and time again that Sonichu cannot make any money so chances are he would either give up on it or put it on the backburner for something else.

 

Except that Sonichu _can_ make money. People will willingly pay Chris $50 to spend an hour putting Crayola marker and Bic pen to a sheet of printer paper, he just doesn't want to do it.

 

He would be skinnier

 

Sonichu could actually make a fairly decent chunk of cash. The problem is that Chris would have to undo all the copywritten material he used, but there's so much original insanity that Chris could market that. Shit, he's got a ready audience already.

 

What if Chris stole a historic artifact from a museum, then later tried to return it in hopes of recieving a reward for finding it?

 

He would sell it on ebay for lego money

 

What if chris teletransport into the undertale universe and fell down into the underground
What color would be his soul?

 

He has no soul.

 

Brown with poo.