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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    Seems like it. He's looking more and more like chris as information comes out. Roaches.... bleh...
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 12, 2017
    #841
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  2. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

    Are we sure Hirtes isn't future Chris from when Barb dies and he has to move into a bug-infested tenement.
     
    Kong, Nov 12, 2017
    #842
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    When Sonic fused with Pikachu, it created a rip in the fabric of space.
     
    Janker, Nov 12, 2017
    #843
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 12, 2017
    #844
  5. southernfriedweirdo

    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

    Late to the party but exactly what does Hirtes hope to achieve with all this? Seems like a tremendous waste of time and energy to spend one's life focused on harassing one person.
     
    southernfriedweirdo, Nov 12, 2017
    #845
  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    I think its part entertainment for him, but mostly some slanted moral crusade to protect the internet from Chris.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 12, 2017
    #846
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  7. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    It seems to be a mixed bag for Hirtes. Part of it is, as Yamchas said, to "protect" people from "OMG, THAT HORRIBLE STALKER WEIRDO" Chris. Another part of it seems to be that he takes enjoyment in riling up Chris' whiteknights, as well as people who are calling him out for being as big a sperg, if not bigger, then Chris. (Well, I mean, Hirtes likes to *claim* he's triggering people, but it's mostly just people mocking him).
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 12, 2017
    #847
  8. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Ah yes the "lol I made U mad stop caring. Thanks for feeding me." troll. Really hes just doing stupid shit so that people will notice him and he can actually have a conversation.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 12, 2017
    #848
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  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    FIFY
     
    Minimal Effort, Nov 12, 2017
    #849
  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Now that Hirtes has been doxed I look forward to the Race War van giving him a visit.
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 13, 2017
    #850
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 13, 2017
    #851
  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Hirtes is still salty about his halaling
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 13, 2017
    #852
  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 13, 2017
    #853
  14. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Yah amateur hour, cause its a bragging point that your only occupation is weening Chris.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 13, 2017
    #854
  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    He thinks we're the idiots when he's the one spending every waking moment hovering over chris's twitter account. Can we add 'no self awareness' to Hirtes's psyche profile?
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 13, 2017
    #855
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    What is it with "lolcows" always thinking they'e so much smarter than the "trolls?"

    Hirtes thinks KF is all "manchildren" too.
     
    Last edited: Nov 13, 2017
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 13, 2017
    #856
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  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    he's not wrong
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 13, 2017
    #857
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  18. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 13, 2017
    #858
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    again with the rape thoughts
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 13, 2017
    #859
  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    What's with this weird fetish of rapey klingons?
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 13, 2017
    #860
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